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Christopher Meloni's Ass Papped in Park Slope on SVU Set

On one hand, I didn't want to share this because SVU is copaganda, but on the other hand, what I'm about to show you couldn't fit in two hands. Christopher Meloni was spotted filming scenes for SVU and his Spherical Vavavoom Units pulled focus in the following pic:



Some on Twitter are suggesting that he is pulling a Tom Cruise in Valkyrie. Only one person in the world is lucky enough to know for sure: Christopher Meloni's wife, who anonymous sources here at Blorpz News have said "probably can't tongue lash that ass gash like I can."

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HOW!?

I said this in the round up but it looks like he only has one leg at that angle.
oops, thought this was new. sorry, america!
he does, you can see the crack
impressive
but where is his other leg?
I fed it to his ass
It looks like he's propping that one leg up on the brick wall.
he's always had a humongous fat ass

shame about the face and hairline
He’s not ugly
He’s 60 years old, he’s doing fine.
No way omg
Damn, looking so fucking fine at 60 than me at 30.
He is? Wow
Damn! Get it
HE'S 60
F*CK
Right? This is nothing new, his ass has always looked this big like always. So it'd funny to see new fans say he's wearing padding or got implants or the photos are photoshopped.

jarellano89

1 week ago

what about the face? he's hot af.
I love Stabler, sorry, not sorry!

farley.gif
"Literally Just 17 Pictures Of Christopher Meloni's Butt" http://www.buzzfeed.com/alexnaidus/booty-had-me-like
god bless you
👀
It took me way too long but I finally figured out he has one leg up resting on that wall thing lol

I have never stared so long at a man's ass 😆

Idk about the new L&O tho. I'll give it a few more episodes.
How is the show so far?
My mom enjoyed it lol it seemed fine. It reminded me a lot of criminal intent. It set up what could be some interesting plots so I'm going to give it more time.

myhipusername

1 week ago

It's interesting, definitely a plus that Dylan McDermott seems to be the big bad but it's trying REALLY hard to be "woke" like to a vomit inducing level. I don't like these copaganda shows but I'll try to stay with it for at least the season just to see where Stabler is going.

dolce_piccante

1 week ago

sabrina54

1 week ago

myhipusername

1 week ago

typical copaganda nonsense. meloni's italian is laughably bad too.
iPhone autocorrecting gratuitous to gratitude.

😆


(Does this count as objectification?)
i will never forget the image of him flashing his hole on oz
I literally just went to google lol
oop i was about to say, lmao i watched Oz when i was a teen and that scene lawwwwwwwwwwwd
Why is the music killing me

segeldk

1 week ago

cgoblin

1 week ago

I get

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and I can't figure out what to change, so I guess Twitter is saving me from something.

segeldk

1 week ago

omg

genbu_no_miko24

April 8 2021, 03:19:36 UTC 1 week ago Edited:  April 8 2021, 03:19:54 UTC

Some actors really are dedicated :O!

jcgabo

April 8 2021, 03:49:27 UTC 1 week ago Edited:  April 8 2021, 03:56:02 UTC

He did full frontal AND showed hole!?

An actor of this caliber must be once in a generation considering hes the only one. christian bale, joaquin phoenix hew?

monpochi

1 week ago

messfortwo

1 week ago

jcgabo

1 week ago

messfortwo

1 week ago

Oz was a wild ride from start to finish and he was one of its best parts.
WHOOOOOA I didn’t know you could show that on regular TV!!! Well, it was HBO haha. Is this the only time a butthole has been shown on mainstream TV?? Seems like it 😂 pretty sure movies never show a hard dick or butthole

ASS GASH omfg, cheers to you blorpz 🥂
🥂🥂🥂
the one ass that makes me reconsider my "i will never rim a man" code of conduct
🤤
he really said "he can tell i ain't missing no meals". meanwhile khloe is scrambling with her filtered life backfiring.


Watch her try to guest on the show just to get "tips" from him on how to get an ass like his lol

babbss

April 8 2021, 02:36:25 UTC 1 week ago Edited:  April 8 2021, 02:37:00 UTC

gawd i love a man with a thicc ass
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