Blorpz (blorpz) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,

Christopher Meloni's Ass Papped in Park Slope on SVU Set

On one hand, I didn't want to share this because SVU is copaganda, but on the other hand, what I'm about to show you couldn't fit in two hands. Christopher Meloni was spotted filming scenes for SVU and his Spherical Vavavoom Units pulled focus in the following pic:

Some on Twitter are suggesting that he is pulling a Tom Cruise in Valkyrie. Only one person in the world is lucky enough to know for sure: Christopher Meloni's wife, who anonymous sources here at Blorpz News have said "probably can't tongue lash that ass gash like I can."

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ONTD: What media will you never consume but you're glad there are set pics?
Tags: law and order (nbc), television

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I need a movie where Christopher Meloni and Jon Hamm are bumbling brothers who stretch a lot.
after 20 seasons i've been trying to pull myself away from svu et al (it's been my background show for so long), but goddammit if i don't feel like tina right now


April 8 2021, 04:46:06 UTC 5 days ago Edited:  April 8 2021, 04:50:56 UTC

Holy Meloni!

That settles it. I need to watch OZ again for the 3rd or 4th time.
I never got the attraction, tbh. His face is just not all that and he's bald.

PS. Stabler is a douchebag who should've been killed a long time ago.
I get it, he's got that daddy vibe that a lot people like.
It’s the dom daddy top thing. And phat azz
I just saw he was in "Man of Steel" on his IMDB.

Damn, he and Henry Cavill in one movie? And all that booty....
Stupid Sexy Stabler
Those dockers hide nothin at all, nothin at all
Tom Cruise nothing, we've all seen Melons naked. He's got the goods
bless his return
i've missed seeing pics of him stretching on set
he is so hot

but how???
lord i dont remember this from Oz, how do you miss that 👀
Good to see the bountiful buns of chris meloni are back. How many daily squats does that man do, wow.
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