Blorpz (blorpz) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,

Christopher Meloni's Ass Papped in Park Slope on SVU Set

On one hand, I didn't want to share this because SVU is copaganda, but on the other hand, what I'm about to show you couldn't fit in two hands. Christopher Meloni was spotted filming scenes for SVU and his Spherical Vavavoom Units pulled focus in the following pic:

Some on Twitter are suggesting that he is pulling a Tom Cruise in Valkyrie. Only one person in the world is lucky enough to know for sure: Christopher Meloni's wife, who anonymous sources here at Blorpz News have said "probably can't tongue lash that ass gash like I can."

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ONTD: What media will you never consume but you're glad there are set pics?
Tags: law and order (nbc), television

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God his ass is UNREAL
I am looking respectfully 🍑👀🍑
I’m not. I’m staring disrespectfully as fuck. 🤤
Drop the workout routine king.

That ass especially on a 60 year old?? God bless his genes and his jeans
I can’t
HE'S 60?????????????
The logic checks out
He is an attractive 60 for a white man.
I had to enlarge to make sure it was real. The angle of the pic/position of his right leg was throwing me off. lol
boom boom boom let's go back to my room 🍑

god bless us all for this view
Some serious dump trucks on ONTD today.
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i lowkey started being attracted to him when he was on pose, but damn. that is an ass.
omg he's in pose??? what's his role??? I need to catch up! I only watched season 1.
I think he’s only in season one lol


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April 8 2021, 04:23:20 UTC 5 days ago Edited:  April 8 2021, 04:26:32 UTC

he's in a couple of the later s1 episodes as elektra's "boyfriend" (more like a sugar daddy iirc)


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Nice ass and all, but
ya plus his anti kaepernick tweets that everyone has selective amnesia over bc he has a fat ass.
dang, i was truly unaware


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an ass for an ass I see
lmao @ this write up. A+ OP. 😂
The way I justify my relationship with SVU is yes, it is copaganda, but also the way it plays out is so on another planet not at all related to real crimes and policing and the justice system. I take it as a soap opera because it's just barely tethered to reality. They lampshade the ways police bend to completely ignore the rules a lot. If someone leans Blue Lives Matter because of SVU, that speaks to their own shelteredness and lack of critical thinking? That said, I'm not going out of my way to see this, I'm sure I will in 10 years when it's rolled into syndication.
Christopher's Melons
shit it all makes sense now 🤯
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