It appears the flawless non-corporeal boyfriend of every 1990's Disney girl is trying to prevent this Sour Cream Glazed version of Jared Kushner from tarnishing the Dev(o/i)n name. Dreeshen has been busy all day blocking twitter users that post or like a picture of him toasting some other douche canoe at a Trump rally while wearing a MAGA hat. Somehow the one true Devin has been spared from the blocking spree and continues to post and reply to Dreeshen's tweets with the offending picture.
Shortly after being elected as an MLA, it came to light that the sentient prairie oyster spent 2016 working on the Trump election campaign and shadowing Ivanka Trump. The frozen cow pie of a human being refused to comment on his work down south (and shockingly didn't put in on his LinkedIn profile), so we will never know if he was trying to study Trump's election strategies or was using it as a way to hit up Fascist Barbie for tips on how run a failing women's accessory and shoe line. Following the terrorist attack on Washington yesterday the Minister, best known for refusing to shut down a meat packing plant with a COVID outbreak that led to the death of three workers, was contacted by reporters for a comment. He eventually released a statement on the violence in Washington, via his press secretary, that was more tepid than a Double Double left in the car overnight.
Alberta is regularly referred to as the "Texas of the North", despite being more like the Alabama of the North now that the oil money has dried up, so it came as a surprise to exactly no one that the ruling UCP party has refused to publicly condemn Donald Trump or US Republican members that helped incited the attack. Here is Alberta's current Premier getting cozy with the Zodiac Killer himself, obviously trying to absorb some of his dipshit conservatism by osmosis:
Great start to my DC trip, meeting Senators Ted Cruz (Texas), and Steve Daines (Montana) over breakfast.— Jason Kenney (@jkenney) February 6, 2020
I brought greetings to Sen. Cruz from his birthplace - Calgary!
Thanks to both Senators for being friends of Canada & big supporters of Keystone XL! pic.twitter.com/v8o6fnPItP
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First post, fingers crossed this goes well...