beysactingcoach (beysactingcoach) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,

Real Housewives of Potomac 5.17 "Ashley is Using All Types of Petty Vengeance Strategery 🍆" Recap

- "if that's how she chooses to interpret it, then." Heffa, right off the jump?
- the ladies have an impromptu photoshoot in that cold, bring your Summer's Eve water
- Pageant Peanut Butter Foundation serves us substandard song and bodacious bawdy and is still debating as to whether she can trust Kurn - I mean, not really
- Ofkurn gets a FaceTime from Kurn and maybe a promise for some poon poon
- Blu Cantrell 1's foundation matches her dress in her talking head
- Tinted Testicle gets a bubby portrait from Candiace at the restaurant. OP wishes she had that kind of courage or chutzpah, however you wanna put it
- Embezzeled is live! Go get y'all some hats.

- Kurn is expanding the QVC empire with her shifting wig line
- the ladies do their best cosplaying of financial dominatrixes and answer some questions about their sex lives and share some kinky stories
- The Nosy Sugar Baby and Mini Dorothy go toe to toe for round 368579448759784797
- Ashley is playing so fucking dumb like saying her character statement doesn't hurt Candiace
- Kurn says that she saw a statement that Candiace allegedly 'released' the glass in Monqiue's face, but that just seems like a natural reaction to stop and get away from Hurricane Monique
- SweatyBack ClosedSteakhouse have the ORDACITY to talk about someone's alleged criminal behavior

Tags: reality show - bravo, the real housewives (bravo)

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