In case you missed it, a former friend of Ivanka's published a tell-all article in which she claims that Ivanka used to blame her farts on other people. It got me thinking... do Ivanka and Jared even have any friends?
Let us investigate their current/former celeb friends.
- Natalie Portman
Natalie went to Harvard with Jared Kushner, where they became friends. She also became close with Ivanka. They attended each other's weddings, and Natalie wore Ivanka's jewelry line on the red carpet. However, Nat had a falling-out with them over politics. She has referred to Kushner as "a supervillain."
- Hugh Jackman
Hugh is a ~let's love everyone, regardless of politics~ person, so he has no problem being tight with Ivanka. Hugh is the godfather of Rupert Murdoch and Wendi Deng-Murdoch's children. He supposedly met the Trump-Kushners through them.
- Emmy Rossum
Celebrity friendships are so random. Emmy Rossum used to be close with Ivanka, with the latter even referring to Emmy as a "good friend" when Emmy interviewed her for Hamptons magazine. However, Emmy is a vocal critic of Trump and even called out Ivanka.
- Chelsea Clinton
Yup, Chelsea and Ivanka used to be close friends. They were tight when they were both just celebrity spawn and Manhattan socialites. But once Ivanka's dad started his campaign of misogyny against Hillary and Ivanka did nothing to stop him, the two had a friendship breakup. Says Chelsea: "I've not spoken to her since 2016... I have no interest in being friends with someone who is not only complicit but actively taking part in this administration's every day collision of cruelty and incompetence."
- Georgina Bloomberg
Georgina is the daughter of billionaire and former mayor of New York, Michael Bloomberg. But Georgina is also close friends with Ivanka, calling her "wonderful" and saying that Ivanka received "a lot of criticism she doesn't deserve."
- Karlie Kloss
Obvi. Karlie is married to Jared's brother, Joshua. Karlie is allegedly still tight with Ivanka, even though Karlie voted for Biden. (She has never spoken out against the Trump family or their evil policies.)
- Blake Lively
Blake and Ivanka used to be tight. They lived near each other in the Hamptons, went to exclusive fashion and charity events, and gave each other gifts. Blake has scrubbed her social media of all mentions of Ivanka.
- Paris Hilton
Donald Trump is family friends with the Hilton parents. Paris and Ivanka have been friendly since childhood. Paris thinks that Ivanka is "really handling herself well." She has also referred to Ivanka as "a brilliant woman" and says she is "proud" of her.
- Kim Kardashian
Now, nit-pickers will say that Kim is only tight with Ivanka because of Kim's work on prison reform. But the Kardashian family has been tight with the Trump family for years. And if Kim was the best friend of Paris Hilton, surely she is also a close acquaintance of Ivanka. Donald even said, "she's been a real friend and her husband has been a real friend of mine."
- Sean "Diddy" Combs
Diddy has compared himself to Trump, since they are both moguls. He is also friendly with Ivanka and co. He was even seated with them when Trump allegedly sexually assaulted a model.
Think she has ever blamed a fart on one of them?
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