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Ivanka Trump Used To Blame Farts On Her Classmates; Celebs React



Ivanka Trump's former best friend and maid of honor, Lysandra Ohrstrom, has spilled the tea about her in a new article for Vanity Fair. According to Ohrstrom:

  • Her first memory of Ivanka is of her loudly farting and blaming it on a classmage.
  • Ivanka didn't want to read books about "fucking poor people"
  • Trump used to criticize Lysandra's body and would praise her when she lost weight.
  • Ivanka's former inner circle is shocked that she hasn't stood up to Trump, as she apparently doesn't actually hold the same beliefs.
  • Ivanka used to threaten to "replace" Lysandra
  • Ivanka was angry about Lysandra's pro-Palestine stance.
  • Ivanka made racist comments about Lysandra's Arabic necklace: "It just screams 'terrorist.'"
  • Ivanka called her a Marxist bc she was concerned about affordable housing.


Celebs (okay, "celebs") reacted to this, um, breaking wind news.














Ever farted and blamed someone else?

Duh.
46(42.2%)
N..no, of course not!
24(22.0%)
I plead the fifth
39(35.8%)


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Tags: celebrity reactions, celebrity social media, donald trump, magazine covers and articles, politics
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