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Court Rules That Amber Heard Did NOT Poop on Johnny Depp's Bed (Probably)

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One of the strangest allegations in the ongoing battle of accusations between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard is that Heard took a deuce on Depp's bed.

A UK High Court Hudge devoted 600 full words to this mystery in his written court verdict. He determined that Amber Heard likely is not guilty of the deed.

Why?

  • Johnny Depp stood to benefit from making the claim public against Heard
  • Depp was away from the house at the time of the incident; therefore, “it was Ms. Heard who was likely to suffer from the feces on the bed, not him.”
  • Amber's dog, Boo, “had an incomplete mastery of her bowels after she had accidentally consumed some marijuana.”


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Tags: actor / actress, amber heard, bark bark bark, celebrity pets / animals, johnny depp, legal / lawsuit, violence / domestic abuse
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