Sparkachu Maelworth (microworlds) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
Sparkachu Maelworth

'Home Improvement' actor Zachery Ty Bryan arrested in Oregon

Moving on from propositioning my sister at a local bar and yelling "you probably got your shoes from Ross!" at her after her rejection, Zachery Ty Bryan, 39, was arrested in Oregon based on allegations that he strangled and assaulted his girlfriend.

The Eugene Police Department found Bryan sitting outside his North Eugene apartment, and his girlfriend, 27, at a neighbor's apartment.

According to the source, "Bryan reportedly assaulted the victim, impeded her breathing, and took her phone away when she tried to call 911, police said. The victim declined medical assistance."

Bryan has been booked at the Lane County jail.

Bryan announced his separation from his wife earlier this month, plagiarizing Armie Hammer’s announcement about his separation with Elizabeth Chambers. No word from him, his wife and 4 kids, or his lawyers/representatives at this time.


Tags: arrest / arrest warrant, violence / domestic abuse

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Well holy shit
He grew up to look exactly how he deserves to look.
i heard he got so mad because more people like jtt haha
this is a beautiful saying
Time has...not been the kindest to him.

Time had a grudge. Damn!


October 18 2020, 04:13:20 UTC 11 months ago Edited:  October 18 2020, 04:13:40 UTC

ah I just submitted this, but I'm impressed by the continuity!
Me too. I had to click on the old post and verify this was the OP!!
This deserves a special award at the end of the year in ONTD's awards.
It made me laugh and laugh, OP.

Poor girl, I hope she is safe.
I'm so happy OP is the same OP.
Paging the user with the "you probably got your shoes from Ross" icon of him!
That's the first thing I thought of when I saw this story, lol
I'm glad someone finally linked to that story because I had always seen the icon but didn't know the backstory. Big ol' Y I K E S
i’m outta the loop...


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Ditto. I was like...was that in an episode of Home Improvement?
Lmfaoooooo same
OP's sister lol... as noted in the post


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Holy shit
Wow at the continuity.
I appreciate that.
that's a rough 39
[citation needed]
I love that I was here for the Ross shoes post and now, almost 13 years to the date, you posted more news about him. 😂🤣😂

Sad for the victim (and his family). But, we’ve known for years that he’s trash.
me too... I was one of the first 100 (or maybe 50) members here (if memory serves) and I love when the classics come back into fashion here lol
I was early, too. Like, 2005 I think.
Same, even though I don't post as often as i used to. damn sis we gettn old
same!! i’ve been on ONTD since i was like 14 😂
Definitely remember this gem from my lurking days
That was one of my favorite posts of olde. That and REO Seatwagon, which I wonder if anyone else remembers.


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REO Seatwagon


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lol I’ve posted about this on here ages ago but I matched with him on Tinder back in the day. only because I thought he was super freaky looking and went to show my friend his photo before swiping left. then I realized!! so anyway he’s messaging me that evening then I see later it was the same day one of his kids (third?) was born!!
OMG, that's crazy

he's trash deluxe
WOW, he is every kind of shit.
What the fuck? Trash man. Time for the urn.
He should rot in prison
Wow, he’s trash.
yikes. he is mess.
Age will catch up with you
Ev'ry martini down your throat brings you so moats
Crowded 'round yer baby blues-
More like old man blues that drag you down these days...
I'm still in shock. I never expected this kinda shit when I'm looking at the Eugene news.
Right? There’s not a lot of famous people around here. Sam Elliot would never.

He's old too. Not like some college student shenanigans. This dick and his shoes from Ross.

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what about the woman who played the mom? is she garbage too? I get her and Patricia Heaton mixed up and I know the latter is a republican wackadoodle.
Patricia Richardson? I haven't heard anything bad about her. Wikipedia tells me she is Betty Gilpin's godmother, which is kind of random.

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is JTT trash???

whats the tea on him?

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I... did not know this man lived in Eugene. I've been here for the past several weeks after evacuating from the wildfires ;A;

Well if I know anything about white cismale domestic abusers, he'll be back on the street by the time I finish posting this comment.
Literally came here to post this! Lol.
I'm in Eugene and I saw that and I was like "...what?"
It rubs me the wrong way that he lives here. Gross.
Seems more like a Springfield kind of guy... AM I RIGHT


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TIL this fucker is in Eugene like????? how fucking random?

Like not just passing through or vacationing but he has an apartment? HE lives there?

/oregonian trash
Right?!! Let’s party by his cell window! Well bring shoes.
hope you’re doin ok bb 🧡 still feels surreal
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