Sparkachu Maelworth (microworlds) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
Sparkachu Maelworth

'Home Improvement' actor Zachery Ty Bryan arrested in Oregon

Moving on from propositioning my sister at a local bar and yelling "you probably got your shoes from Ross!" at her after her rejection, Zachery Ty Bryan, 39, was arrested in Oregon based on allegations that he strangled and assaulted his girlfriend.

The Eugene Police Department found Bryan sitting outside his North Eugene apartment, and his girlfriend, 27, at a neighbor's apartment.

According to the source, "Bryan reportedly assaulted the victim, impeded her breathing, and took her phone away when she tried to call 911, police said. The victim declined medical assistance."

Bryan has been booked at the Lane County jail.

Bryan announced his separation from his wife earlier this month, plagiarizing Armie Hammer’s announcement about his separation with Elizabeth Chambers. No word from him, his wife and 4 kids, or his lawyers/representatives at this time.


Tags: arrest / arrest warrant, violence / domestic abuse

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His instagram has a post from earlier this month announcing his separation from his wife... but he stole the exact wording from Armie Hammer/Elizabeth Chambers (just swapping out the years and adding an emoticon):

Almost Fourteen years as best friends, soulmates, partners and then parents. It has been an incredible journey, but together, we’ve decided to turn the page and move on from our marriage. As we enter into this next chapter, our children and relationship as co-parents and dear friends will remain our priority. We understand this news lends itself to public dialogue, but in the interest of our children and our family, we’re asking for privacy, compassion and love during this time. Thank you 😌

Who does he think he is?
oh my goddddd
Yes King of Plagiarism, give us nothing!
lmao great catch
Really? lol Who is checking for him? The delusion.
Who would? He’s a washed up child actor from the 90s. He doesn’t have people.
okay, but important question, how is he only 39?
anyways, he was trash in 2007 and he's still trash now.
amazing that this is the same poster though lol.
Right? Did they come out of hiding for this drag post? I love it!
ikr? I came here hoping it was them lol
Tool time!!!!!!!

The six exclamation marks and the suddenness of this comment in the long line of comments on this post are what is sending meeeeeee!!!!!!
Maybe his hero Donald Trump will pardon him.


October 18 2020, 06:16:52 UTC 4 months ago Edited:  October 18 2020, 09:17:25 UTC

Vote Americans, if you are able!

I donated some money even though I am Canadian. Not sure it's going to be worth a damn, but 4 more years is .23 seconds too long.

EDIT: My grammar sucks tonight.
yo donate to mi'kmaq frontline warriors if ur in canada fuck sending money to american politicians they don't need it


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October 18 2020, 04:51:12 UTC 4 months ago Edited:  October 18 2020, 05:02:48 UTC

that poor woman, so glad she was able to get away, that must have been fucking terrifying.
hope this piece of shit actually has to deal with consequences
Home Improvement can't still be paying the bills.
everything about this post is just exactly what it should be
in EUGENE???

Edit: What is this new comment layout?!
Wait, he just left his wife a month ago and already has a "girlfriend" he's choking out? Either there was some overlap or he lovebombed the shit out of this poor lady.
I heard about this earlier today, fucking trash.

Does he usually live in Eugene? What a random place.

fyi/ TW DV


October 18 2020, 05:18:24 UTC 4 months ago Edited:  October 18 2020, 05:19:59 UTC

If you experience strangulation/choking, please consider getting it checked out. If severe, you may need a cat scan to make sure everything up there is ok.

Also, while mandatory reporting is a thing(if youre a minor, disabled, or 65+), most DV centers can't make a report without specific information... So if you call one to talk about options using hypotheticals and not saying how old you are, you should be able to talk to a hotline advocate about various courses of action you can take. DM me if that doesnt make sense and you want some clarity.

In general, DM if you have questions related to DV resources..
I really hope you know this from schooling and not personal experience, hon. ❤
Thank you for this response. I was appalled and went on a rant about strangulation and how dangerous it is. I feel for this victim. She didn’t deserve it. No one does.
ugh I used to have the biggest crush on him lmao this is so disappointing. he looks like shit.

also sad he was arrested or whatever.

And you are sad he was arrested?!

Did you read what he did?
Can you see how he looks/looked before?!

Love yourself. Yikes.

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October 20 2020, 01:08:20 UTC 4 months ago Edited:  October 20 2020, 01:08:41 UTC

sis I didn't read.

and I know he's a doofy looking white man but that's my type. yes I don't love myself.
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