Sean Evans: Where do you find harsher critics: on movie review sites or on health and beauty blogs?
Jessica Alba: Definitely movie reviews. I feel like a lot of movie reviewers - maybe I'm speaking out of turn - especially now, but even then, they love a good headline. It's all about the headline, it's all about a salacious headline. And for some reason scandal seems to prevail over you complimenting someone. I, for whatever reason, have been on the other side of the burn every time. I don't actually think I've ever had a good review in my entire career, but I'm cool with it! I'm here on Hot Ones!
This one had a slow start due to her initial dullness. Once she started to warm up to everything (pun intended), she became a bit more fun and revealed a few things. She takes real bites out of the wings, too. She doesn't pick at the skin like most guests do, even up until the very last wing.
∙ She's been friends with Snoop Dogg for a very long time. They have a lot of party stories and they've gotten high a lot together all throughout the country, wherever they were.
∙ She starts dropping F-bombs when talking about filming with a tiger shark in Into The Blue: "I was on Flipper. We had fucking rubber dolphins! You can do this with a god damn rubber dolphin, you don't need a real ass shark in the middle of the fucking ocean!"
She's actually a bit of a badass and it's no wonder she hasn't had much work for this reason. She had an argument with the director of Into The Blue who was trying to pressure her into filming with the shark. "I said, 'fuck you, fuck your face' and 'you get in the water'! And then I got on a boat and went back to shore. So yeah... not my best decisions were made on that movie."
On a scale of 1 - Jessica Alba, how self-aware are you?