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Real Housewives of Potomac 5.9 "MLMonique, Ain't Them Essential Oils 'posed to Calm You Down?"

https://instagram.com/p/CFpVwT7H-rC


- Lizzo voice: WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE
- OH SHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT
- yo, that poor producer trapped in there Monique, he was doing his best but MLMonique was coming back for seconds. The RHOP production crew earns every dollar they get bringing in more story than Teddi
- MLMonique claimed she blacked out when she literally snatched Peanut Butter Pageant Foundation's wig. (Did Sheree say that for Kim's wig shift?)
- Big Boy gave his two cents: "That's just embarrassing". He knew his wife started that shit.
- Professor Chaos is getting ready for her jobs honey
- Blu Cantrell 1 Facetimes Blu Cantrell 2 about the fight and how she's going to the Daughters of the Patron Saint of Illegitimate Children Jamal Harrison Bryant's now CLOSED restaurant.
- Kween Kurn convinces Ofkurn to go to couples therapy. Kurn's narrative of the fight is the correct one. Ray is getting into the goss. Later, this couples session is hella cringe and sad. At first I though the Kurn/Ray storyline was made for the cameras but this feels real 🥺
- To reiterate, Big Boy looks FUCKING EMBARRASSED that MLMonique will not take accountability
- We see Poppa Gizelle again who doesn't like his former son-in-law.
- SweatyBack ClosedSteakhouse (Michael) needs to get them scrapping hoes a nice fancy department store gift card because he didn't want to be the main storyline again. Then Nosy Sugar Baby (Ashley) brings up getting a post-nup. Sis said she is not going back to the trailer park and taking this white man's money
- no T'Challa this week.
- 6, 7 baby mommas

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Whew Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiile. RHOP is the highlight of my 2020.
Tags: reality show - bravo, the real housewives (bravo)
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