Guess who's in bed sick, y'all! But don't worry-- I've been keeping busy by doing important tasks. For instance, by revisiting all the major celebrity events that happened this year and making a list of the most important forgotten ones.
Take a journey to revisit some of the celeb scandals that have already been forgotten due to Miss Rona.
- Terry Crews reveals that he ain't shit
- Amber Heard admits to hitting Johnny Depp; more stuff leaks; Johnny Depp remains scum
- Jameela Jamil comes out as queer to dodge claims of cultural appropriation, lies about bee-gate, gets in a bunch of feuds.
- Harvey Weinstein found guilty of sexual assault.
- Britney Spears's son wishes death on her father; the Free Britney movement takes off
- Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas start going on paparazzi walks for Rodrigo; her stan account becomes famous, is blocked by Ana, then shuts down.
- Vanessa Hudgens says that "yeah, people are gonna die," but thinks that Coachella should still go on.
- Gal Gadot and a bunch of celebrities are mocked for singing "Imagine"; Priyanka Chopra and other celebs go on the balconies of their mansions to clap for critical workers
- The Netflix docu-series Tiger King debuts
- Ansel Elgort has a big dick
Ansel Elgort is accused of sexual assault
- Ezra Miller is filmed choking a woman
- Chris Cuomo lies about being isolated, verbally assaults a stranger
- Chrissy Teigen is revealed to have bullied 16-year-old Courtney Stodden
- Nail Gaiman abandons Amanda Palmer and their son, breaks isolation rules to fly to Scotland
- Elon Musk and Grimes have a baby named X Æ A-12
- Alison Roman criticizes Chrissy Teigen and Marie Kondo; is apparently a toxic person
- Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy divorce after 5 years of marriage
- Ruby Rose suddenly and without explanation leaves Batwoman
- Kristen Bell reveals that her 5-year-old daughter still wears diapers; Dax says that he is cool with his daughters using drugs; they let their kids drink non-alcoholic beer; they overshare about a huge fight.
- Lana del Rey whines on Instagram about black female artists being more successful than her; digs herself into a hole; digs herself into a deeper hole.
- Doja Cat allegedly hangs out online with white supremacists
- YouTuber Myka Stauffer "rehomes" her adopted son who has special needs.
- Lea Michele threatened to shit in the wig of a black actress on the set of Glee, is exposed as a shitty person.
- Bon Appetit is apparently super racist and sexist, as is most of Conde Nast.
- J.K. Rowling is super transphobic with added bonus transphobia.
- Canadian socialite and bff of Megan Markle Jessica Mulroney threatens the career of black influencer.
- Timothee Chalamet allegedly spread chlamydia to NYU students
- Jeffree Star is racist, Shane Dawson quits YouTube; Tati claims that they manipulated her.
- Plug in and hungry for daddy.
- Ras Adele wears bantu knots and a Jamaica bikini
- Kanye West runs for president
- Nicki Minaj is pregnant, though her sex offender husband won't be able to go near his own child's school.
- Jerry Falwell Jr. and his wife were having group sex with a pool boy
- Megan Thee Stallion is shot in the foot by Tory Lanez
- Jordin Sparks becomes a meme with her song "Red Sangria"
This has been a great year for gossip and it ain't even over, girls.
Add us favorites that I forgot in the comments!
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