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Taylor Hanson and Wife Natalie Expecting Seventh Child

https://instagram.com/p/CFKdlt2Bs4C


Taylor, 37, and his wife of 18 years, Natalie, are expecting their seventh child together

He wrote on Instagram:

The best kind of unexpected. Number seven coming this December. #2020

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7 kids, yikes!

Also that old pic of him giving some dude a blowjob is fake, right?
no, it's real. there's a whole video. google it.
you do stupid things when you're young and horny. jack off with other guys, strip each other and put toothpaste on each other's dicks, or play truth or dare etc with stupid dares.. god knows ive done it when i was in the army. he has kids and he obviously doesnt look like he enjoys doing it.

(for those who don't remember MMMCock '09)
no wonder dudes are fucked in the head if this is how they grow up
I was hoping that link led to a rickroll but honestly, this is better.
I've been a member here forever, how did I miss this!?!

karis_azura

7 months ago

xdecadentx

September 15 2020, 18:52:37 UTC 7 months ago Edited:  September 15 2020, 18:54:37 UTC

It's fake.

I can't find it now, but the original pic it was photoshopped from was quite well known.
I feel like this is brought up in every Hanson post even tho this happened like 15 years ago.
lmao the rumors that he got fucked by rob from rooney 😩

rhapsodeeinblue

7 months ago

Are they part of a religion that birth control is the devil and more children means the more righteous you are? Or do they just really love kids?
They must believe in it because they have some big gaps with the older kids
I'm pretty sure they were raised evangelical
Is he still Mormon?
they are very right wing evangelical christians so yes
As my nan (who escaped Oklahoma, met my jewish granddaddy, and converted in a heartbeat) used to say, "Oklahoma's got evangelical 'praise Jesus' christians and long hard winters. It's a bad combo."

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this is not true. Most evangelicals use birth control.

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wormsinthedirt

7 months ago

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Except they clearly had pre-marital sex, given their first kid was born a few months after they got married.

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erstwhile_jab

7 months ago

Seven kids is just...so many.
Jordan Ezra Hanson (born October 31, 2002),
Penelope Anne Hanson (born April 19, 2005),
River Samuel Hanson (born September 4, 2006),
Viggo Moriah Hanson (born December 9, 2008),
Wilhelmina Jane Hanson (born October 2, 2012)
Indiana Emmanuel Hanson (born December 26, 2018).
This would be the third December baby.
His birthday is in March.

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saintclaire87

7 months ago

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xdecadentx

7 months ago

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goldenhera

7 months ago

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violue

7 months ago

i'm glad they're not cutesy
Those are not terrible names, and there was a big margin for error with so many fucking kids.

Their oldest will be 18 next month. Wow.
Emmanuel Indiana would've tied it all together!

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champagnexdream

7 months ago

Wilhelmina Jane

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andisprohi

7 months ago

18 year age gap and he's only in his 30s

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marrymejoejonas

7 months ago

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timeofdying

7 months ago

Honestly, most of those names aren't bad. I actually like Wilhelmina.
Only the first two first names are acceptable, IMO.
I like the names Penelope and Wilhelmina! The only Indiana should be Indiana Jones (and maaaaybe Indiana the state but like not really).
I would role all them fall babies into one huge birthday/holiday party and call it a day. Penelope you lucked out!
lmao indiana and the new one are definitely birthday sex oops babies.
Their oldest son is about to 18...fuck I'm old.
Jfc
jesus christ, we get it. you have sex.
Her uterus needs to file a restraining order
I'm in between alright give it a rest and as long as they love their kids and care for them who cares
Damn, are they super religious? And wow @ Taylor being almost 40.
Orthodox Christian. They've never come out and said what sect of christianity but super fans have found pics of Taylor and Zac attending an ultraorthodox Christian church.
That poor vagina.
This gun loving redneck needs to stop procreating
The gunloving asshole is Zac. Redneck, they all are.
Oh shit they all look the same to me lol
Why did they announce it like a movie lol? "Coming this December..."

buzzybhn

September 15 2020, 18:27:42 UTC 7 months ago Edited:  September 15 2020, 18:28:49 UTC

Taylor, 37, and his wife of 18 years, Natalie


I def misread this as his wife being 18 years old and was horrified.
same!
The Hansons being among the few celeb men whose wives are around their own age but at what cost??

me too! I'm sleepy and had to read that a few times because I was like "SHE IS 18! WTF"
im sorry i know people are gonna disagree with me here bc some of yall love the breeders but wealthy people who are educated and privileged and have no excuse about not being able to afford or know how to use birth control need to fucking stop producing so many children

If you want more kids past a certain point and you are this rich, fucking adopt one. There are SO many children in the foster system and it's selfish to keep procreating with wild abandon. Get over yourself and put on a condom. We're destroying the planet.
I was going to go with "that's disgusting", but you put it more succinctly.
I'm scared of offending my friends who are parents but I agree with your second paragraph 100%, I get so mad
These people have literally no excuse either, they have the money and privilege to navigate their way through the VERY difficult adoption system that keeps a lot of regular people and families out. People have a personal responsibility to stop contributing to the overpopulation of the planet and this couple has no excuse - they can afford birth control, they can afford the adoption process, they know how to wear a condom or take a pill and have access to doctors and services that can provide those things for them. Use them!!
Honestly, I don't know what's the best way to go about population planning since those programs can lead to human rights abuses and ethnic cleansing, but overpopulation is a real problem.

beeweastie

7 months ago

co_lo

7 months ago

elevatorshaker

7 months ago

Rude! Not everyone can adopt. Plus, don't we need as many rich, young, able people as possible to pay for our universal health/student debt?

beeweastie

7 months ago

they're the kind of pro-life that believes every nut they nut is a life, unfortunately :(

beeweastie

7 months ago

but they dont actively WANT kids, they just subscribe to "gods plan".

mangomuch

7 months ago

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