*VOICE YOUR CHOICE*— Miracle Whip (@MiracleWhip) September 3, 2020
visit https://t.co/TF25OwdJqk to vote for me, the miracle your sandwich deserves🙌
Someone give Miracle Whip’s social media intern a full time position with benefits and a raise, because they (along with @KwikWarren) were able to successfully get their disgusting product to trend this morning. How? The good ol’ Miracle Whip VS Mayonnaise debate. Of course. Below are some curated tweets:
In 1933, during the Great Depression, people could not afford Mayo. They started making their own. That's when Kraft invented a Mayo substitute for the poor.— C.E. Robb 🕮 (@RCauserAuthor) September 14, 2020
Miracle Whip is literally the taste of depression.
Hellmann's or bust!!! pic.twitter.com/P3rIB3H9fc
Miracle whip's label says(used to say) "salad dressing". That's like someone claiming you aren't southern unless you use "country crock", most southerners prefer real butter to margarine pic.twitter.com/5s8cxrAUWx— Jen (@Jennie_SC1) September 14, 2020
Team Mayo. Duke’s Mayo specifically. It will change your life.— Yellowdog for Biden (@TNYellowDog) September 14, 2020
Miracle Whip is not allowed in my house. pic.twitter.com/49hixoBm1f
Miracle Whip vs. Mayo.— Jimmy wears a mask. ✊🏿🎮🎙️⚕️ (@JayDukes) September 14, 2020
Look at y'all... out here finding MORE ways to divide us as people. pic.twitter.com/iiRxPBiYPk
Miracle Whip has no place in a civilized society. pic.twitter.com/SESVuc2tOW— Me (@Sylverbirch) September 14, 2020
What even is Miracle Whip?! I'll tell you what it is. pic.twitter.com/1FP0QcQ8pn— ForgiveMyFauxPas (@TheNerveAgents) September 14, 2020
In my life, I’ve really only held 2 major standards for my relationships.— Ovi Kabir (@TheOviKabir) September 14, 2020
I wouldn’t hesitate to break up with my significant other if they discriminated against others or willingly chose to eat miracle whip.
I see people are debating whether miracle whip or mayo is better. And I just need to take this moment to inform everyone that both are absolutely disgusting 🤢 and should be destroyed in a pit of hot lava 🌋 immediately. Thank you.— Jenny Marie (@Jenny_Marie_84) September 14, 2020
OK everyone how do we get miracle whip to #1 trending— Miracle Whip (@MiracleWhip) September 14, 2020
You get the idea.
ONTD: Miracle Whip or Real Mayonnaise?
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