- DeVry Demon needs to get off my TV go get a fifth degree. If JIF Foundation tells you to chill, then you need to reel it back
- Kween Kurn forgets her Grahhhhhnnnnnnnnnddee Dahhhhhhhhhhme manners. Blu Cantrell 2 lets it slide
- We're having a pancake cook-off with Blu Cantrell 1 and MLMonique and YellowLightGreenLight loses sort of. These hoes will never like each other, why they even playin'
- PLEASE DON'T LET IT BE ABOUT MICHAEL
- If OP has to hear about Wendy's fucking abandoned bébé, damn just leave and go get her.
- We get cat fishing lessons from MLMonique
- The girls talk shit about Mar a Lago Monique and her boring trip
- Bruh, the title cards for the pageant off, the producers/editos are truly such a savin grace for Bravo
- Mama Joyce's streets is out here saying SweatyBack ClosedSteakhouse remains a terrible spouse and closing business deals at King of Diamonds.
- Also why did Mini Dorothy run that shit to First Lady Messy Motor Mouth?
- Next week, the Househusbands and Juan join us!
Does Gizelle have a producer credit a la Bethenny Frankel? Cause sis stays being messy and seems to escape the collateral damage every time.