- Pageant Peanut Butter Foundation her husband, Tinted Testicle are talking about homes they can't afford and maybe starting a family
- we go on a girls' trip to MLMonique's Lake House, we've barely been in Gizelle's one
- Blu Cantrell 1 is riding in the backseat with T'Challa and she is not feeling it
- SweatyBack ClosedSteakhouse is being a crappy dad who is forcing the Nosy Sugar Baby to take Baby Dean on the girls' trip. Why? Because he's fucking terrible.
- Kween Kurn is embarrassed to be seen with Blu Cantrell 1 due to her horrible taste
- Blu Cantrell 2 arrives at the lake house not signficiantly late *golf claps*
- Dr. Jack in the Box starts screaming at Ashley for bringing her baby because she wanted to bring her kid to. OP thought she was about to mention her degrees. She's essentially Candiace with more formal education
- T'Challa is not feeling the DeVry Demon and charged at her, sending all the other into a hysterical frenzy
- T'Challa poops on the toilet and tells MLMonique he's scared. The producers have finally translated his words
- Mini Dorothy and Blu Cantrell 1 talk about her nasty tweets, Mini Dorothy gets defensive but eventually sort of apologizes
- the service is not good, so their BoostMobile plans went into overtime
- we have dinner, Wendy and her degrees don't want to apologize to the Nosy Sugar Baby
- we ask some hard hitting questions at the dinner table like why does Wendy think Kurn is putting on a front about her sex life? Why did Gizelle take back Jamal Harrison Bryant, The Patron Saint of Illegitimate Children? Nose jobs?
- next week, looks like Michael is being a tuuuuurrrible husband again
Sorry y'all, I'm tired.