Introducing: The Cargo Shorts Hat

2020's reign of terror continues with the introduction of the cargo shorts hat https://t.co/ya3vQifOJK pic.twitter.com/0d4mrZXOct

— Gizmodo (@Gizmodo) August 20, 2020

In "Well, I like it!" news, some enterprising company (New Era has teamed up with the TOMBOGO label, who and who, I'm not fashion savvy) stuck pockets on a hat. It is now The Cargo Hat.

Does this get around fashion dress codes? "They're not shorts, it's a hat bro!" An adjustable strap holds the pockets on, uh, your head.

In case you cannot bear being so fashion forward, the pockets can be removed. But why would you pay 120$ for CaPocket to take the pockets OFF? People with too much disposable income. Spend that income over here, if you want, and buy a hat.

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HeterONTD, will your next quarantine-breaking fuck include someone wearing this stylish headgear?