How y'all doin'? Hope everyone is well and safe. I'm here to bring you nothing but an update on the first ever film adaptation of *The* Suicide Squad.
Wha-...You thought you saw some Skwad movie back in 2016? Nope. Everything before 2016 BT (before Tr*mp) doesn't exist/count. Everyone makes their own rules now, baybee!
Original cast members returning: Margot Robbie, Viola Davis, Joel Kinnaman (that wooden ass acting…) and Jai Courtney (nilla king) will be returning… everybody else in the cast is new.
This includes Idris Elba (who will not be playing Deadshot. He’s Bronze Tigerrrr-eyedontknow who that is, I’m sorry 😪), John Cena (🕵🏾♀️weird… can’t see a name), Storm Reid, Nathan Fillion (ew), Peter Capaldi, Taika Waititi, Pete Davidson (uh..), Alice Braga (City Of God Squad!!! \o/), and Michael Rooker.
I think it's kinda fucked up Katana/Karen Fukuhara isn't in this reboot/remake/do-over.
*side eyeing them tbh*