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ONTD Original: Chris Evans Vs. Ryan Gosling, Battle of the White Boys

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With the news that Ryan Gosling and Chris Evans have signed on to star in a spy vs spy thriller for Netflix, I thought it would be fun to put these two white boys up against each other to see where they stand. Enjoy!

The Man

Ryan Gosling

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Chris Evans

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Royal House

Ryan Gosling: One half of the Canadian Ryans
Chris Evans: member of the White Chrises

Birthdate/Birthplace

Ryan Gosling: Nov 12, 1980 (Scorpio)/London, Ontario, Canada
Chris Evans: Jun 13, 1981 (Gemini)/Boston, Massachusetts, USA

Height

Ryan Gosling: 6′ 0″
Chris Evans: 6′ 0″

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Best & Worst Rotten Tomatoes Score

Ryan Gosling
Highest Rated: 92%, The Nice Guys (2016)
Lowest Rated: 27%, Stay (2005)

Chris Evans
Highest Rated: 100%, Superpower Dogs (2019)
Lowest Rated: 14%, Playing It Cool (2015)

Action Star?

Ryan Gosling: he is more the sensitive indie type, but he's dabbled with action in Blade Runner 2049 and Drive. He also showed his physicality in The Nice Guys. This will be his first full on action role.

Chris Evans: of course! He's a member of Marvel!

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Breaking the Law

Ryan Gosling: other than a 2005 DUI arrest (fined $849 and two years probation), Gosling has steered clear of public troublemaking
Chris Evans: squeaky clean, as far as Google searches show

Love Lives

Ryan Gosling: once a costar fucker, he found love with longtime friend and former costar Eva Mendes, they have been together since 2011 and have two daughters.
Chris Evans: currently single, he has dated the likes of Minka Kelly, Sandra Bullock, Jessica Biel and Jenny Slate. He is currently being linked to Lily James.

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Worldwide Box Office

Ryan Gosling: $1,134,076,037
Chris Evans: $10,187,421,142

Fashion Style

Ryan Gosling: stylish grandpa
Chris Evans: stylish frat bro

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Sexiest Man Alive?

Ryan Gosling: turned down the People magazine title in 2011
Chris Evans: continues to be one of Hollywood's most eligible bachelors

Awards and Nominations

Ryan Gosling: two Oscar nominations, five golden globe nominations and one win, four Screen Actors Guild award nominations, multiple nominations and wins for the National Board of Review and various film festivals and critics awards
Chris Evans: multiple nominations for the People's Choice, Teen Choice, Critic's Choice and Kids Choice awards

Most Importantly, Puppy Love

Ryan Gosling: the family dog is a fawn doberman named Lucho

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Chris Evans: famously loves a mixed-breed boxer named Dodger



The Ryan Gosling vs Chris Evans spy film The Gray Man begins production in Los Angeles in January for a late 2021 Netflix release.

Source: Twitter, Instagram, wikipedia, Rotten Tomatoes, Google
Tags: chris evans, ontd original, ryan gosling
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