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Jake Gyllenhaal's Dick Is Circumcised; Amy Schumer's Husband's Is Not

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Jake Gyllenhaal's dick is circumcised! At least, that is what Jake Gyllenhaal claims!

Jake revealed this in a toast at Amy Schumer's wedding to his childhood friend, Chris Fischer. Jake said:

“We’re going to start this off with Chris is the only uncircumcised one amongst the four of us, which was a mystery to us as young boys because we only knew the penis to be one way.”

This clip will be available in Schumer's newest Netflix special, Growing.

Do you prefer circumcised or uncircumcised, ONTD?

Circumcised
118(26.8%)
Uncircumcised
96(21.8%)
Both, just give me the d
169(38.3%)
Neither. No d for me!
58(13.2%)


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Tags: actor / actress, amy schumer, comedy / comedian, jake gyllenhaal, netflix, sexy
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