ljtryout (ljtryout) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,

ONTD Original: Top 10 Characters from Ryan Murphy shows

Sure, you might have a few issues with Ryan Murphy, but you also have to recognize that he has developed some GREAT characters, so let's take a look at a few of them...

10. Maddison Montgomery, American Horror Story
(Played by Emma Roberts)
Fav. Quote: 'Surprise Bitch, i bet you thought you'd seen the last of me'

9. Bryan Collins, The New Normal
(Played by Andrew Rannells)
Fav. Quote: '- I know somebody else from a non-traditional family. An african american who was raised by a grandma and that person seems to be doing just fine.'
-'No, Mariah Carey, but your example works too.

8. Archie Coleman, Hollywood
(Played by Jake Picking)
Fav. Quote: 'To everybody listening... your story is important, don't go thinking otherwise...'

7. Sue Sylvester, Glee
(Played by Jane Lynch)
Fav. Quote: 'You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they’re going in another direction. That was hard.'

6. Payton Hobbart, The Politician
(Played by Ben Platt)
Fav. Quote: 'It's So Hard To Have To Try So Hard All Of The Time'

5. Mary Cherry, Popular
(Played by Andrew Rannells)
Fav. Quote: ' [after being shown a cheer routine] Do we have to do those splits? I'm a Christian.'

4. Santana Lopez, Glee
(Played by Naya Rivera)
Fav. Quote: 'Kurt I took what you said to heart, and I thought long and hard about it, and it occurred to me that you may have a point. Okay, maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. I mean, after all, that's why it didn't work out with you and Blaine, right? Or maybe it didn't work out because you're a judgmental little gentrophile with a mouth like a cat's ass. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill, self-aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and cheese together or farted. Maybe Blaine didn't want to be with someone who looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile or someone who doesn't dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dick's more elaborate wet dreams. Maybe Blaine grew weary of dating a breathier, more feminine Quinn Fabray. Maybe he finally got freaked out about your strange obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes like one of those cats that can smell cancer. Maybe he got tired of watching you drape yourself on every piano you happen to pass to entertain exactly no one with, say, some song that Judy Garland choked on her tongue in the middle of or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by another dead alcoholic crone. Maybe Blaine woke up one day and said, "You know what I don't want to marry a sexless, self-centered baton twirler. Maybe I need someone who knows more than three dance moves: "the finger wag", "the shoulder shimmy" and the one where you pretend to twirl two invisible rainbow-colored ribbons attached to your hips. So, you know what, maybe that's why it didn't work out. Maybe it has nothing to do with me and Brittany. Maybe it's just that you are utterly, utterly intolerable. Maybe that has something to do with it.'

3. Elektra Abundance, Pose
(Played by Dominique Jackson)
Fav. Quote: '“What is that on your lips? Oh, it's just your favorite lip gloss. Sperm.”'

2. Channel Oberlin, Scream Queens
(Played by Emma Roberts)
Fav. Quote: [After someone used #5's underwear] Oh shut up, #5. Your underwear is probably relieved to be touching actual human genitals.'

1. Denise Hemphill, Scream Queens
(Played by Niecy Nash)
Fav. Quote: 'This is what I learned at Quantico, and by watching movies about Quantico - oooh, and from the hit TV show Quantico, now in its thrilling second season! Here's the thing: If you wanna catch a killer, you gotta get inside the mind of a killer. Or in Zayday's case, underneath the weave of a killer.'

Source 1,2, 3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
Tags: american horror story (fx), emma roberts, glee (fox), lgbtq film / media, naya rivera, nostalgia, ontd original, ryan murphy

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