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Review Roundup for 2020's Most Anticipated Movie, "Artemis Fowl"


  • Some of Book!Artemis comes through, sometimes it's this completely 'nice' movie version.

  • The acting is fine though.


Currently sitting pretty at 31 on Metacritic 😳 and 15% on Rotten Tomatoes 😩



My favorite line from this is "Elsewhere, for reasons this reviewer failed to establish, an evil hooded figure lurks in a dark space". I already known who that figure is, and they're not supposed to be here.


"The question of who, precisely, has been awaiting this movie is difficult to answer," 😔, they also call it Dead on Arrival.




I refuse to believe it's worse that "Cirque Du Freak!" He also calls it rushed.


Says 'Mulch Diggums looks like Hagrid but acts like Jack Black'

"not as clunky as 'The Nutcracker and the Four Realms'" Talk about damning with faint praise.


"Judi Dench is cool though" well, is it better or worse than "CATS"?



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"Artemis Fowl" is FINALLY available to watch on Disney+ Tomorrow!

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