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Harry Styles is a Thief Part III: An ONTD Original on how Legend Juan Gabriel was imitated for years




It’s been almost three years since I first exposed occasional singer and retired actor Harry Edward Styles, 26 [citation needed], for the fashion thief that he is. First by eXposing him for stealing fashion cues from Brandon Flowers (2017). One year later by stealing fashion looks from a muppet and Icon, Gonzo (2018). And now? Mexican singer-songwriter and LEYENDA JuanGa aka Juan Gabriel. Que en paz descanse.

At this point I’m not even stunned he continues to steal from others unscathed. I just didn’t think Garry could stoop any lower than to steal from a Puppet of Color like Gonzo. But I was wrong. Taking from the dead, a new low even for Garry. But not uncommon. Thanks to this Twitter thread and ohmylol, this was brought to my attention. You already know the drill here, we will rate the fashion theft and looks.


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High and stolen in plain Caucasian daylight straight off JuanGa’s back. Microphone y todo.





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High. Garry even took the hanger.




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High. La Virgencita de Guadalupe is pissed. 🙏





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Pero muy High. Este pinche colonizer.




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High. No estás cansado Señorita Hilly?




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High. Ya no puedo más.




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High. Latina Oprah (Cristina Saralegui) is coming out of retirement and reviving “El show de Cristina” just to interview Garry and to get to the bottom of this thievery.




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High. Hola, I’d like to report an identity theft.




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High.
Abrázame muy fuerte, por qué me lo voy a joder!!1




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Do you want more? Not really. Well, Imma give you more. Read my previous theftvestigations with your quarantine meal 🍴 if you’d like.

Harry Styles is a Thief Part II: An ONTD Original on how Gonzo was imitated for years

ONTD Original: How Taylor Swift Snatched Britney Spears' Pop Team and Imitated Her Career

Harry Styles is a Thief: An ONTD Original on How Fashion Icon Brandon Flowers was Imitated For Years (as mentioned on Lainey Gossip).





Sources: Yo y 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
Tags: fashion, harry styles, latino celebrities, ontd original, ratings / charts, theft
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