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Comrade Britney Spears is the Fastest Human Alive (According to Her)

Socialist Revolutioney posted her 100 metre dash time on instagram today:

britneyspears Ran my first 5 !!!! Getting over your fear of pushing it in the beginning is key …. once I did that I hit 5 !!!!! Usually I run 6 or 7 …. my first try was 9 …. and now I did it whoop !!!!! 100 meter dash 🏃🏼‍♀️🌸💕😉 !!!!!


https://instagram.com/p/B-LC4hKgG6K


However, some fans were quick to point out that her distance might be off. The current world record for the 100 metre dash, which is held by Jamaica's Usain Bolt, is 9.58 seconds.


Are you a world record holder, ONTD?
Source: Comrade Brit's Instagram
Tags: britney spears, celebrity social media, music / musician, sports / athletes
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