SPOILERS for Sex Education, obviously.
"I used a Tesco carrier bag once"
"They're off to play a bit of quidditch now, look"
"Flip a coin, who's going to shop for ciggies"
"He's the town slag is he, shaggin every fucker"
"Is that La Roux, the one that sang going out for the kill"
"That poor lad, youumiliated!"
"There's plenty more cocks at the butchers"
I understood about 35% of this, but it was still hysterical