The New Warriors are about to have their hands full — when they're training the NEW New Warriors!
— Marvel Entertainment (@Marvel) March 17, 2020
Meet the team: https://t.co/dA6LqVw2lY
So, in "That sounds like a parody superhero made by a person with a furry icon" news, there's a new team of superheroes for someone to train.
How about Psychic twins SNOWFLAKE (projectile snoflake shurikens) and SAFESPACE (pink force fields to protect other people ala Steven Universe).
"They’re hyper aware of modern culture and optics, and they see their Super Heroics as “a post-ironic meditation on using violence to combat bullying.”"
What?
There's also a ... person who looks like a vampire but may or may not be one (B-NEGATIVE), as they had a blood transfusion from Michael Morbius (I mean, why is he donating blood? He knows what he is.)
The other two - SCREENTIME and TRAILBLAZER - are pretty okay, if we ignore Screentime's love of extreme memez.
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