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Gritty releases a statement on his health, dances an Irish jig after doing so

Everyone's favourite NHL mascot has avoided criminal charges, and is now avoiding COVID-19! He released a message to the public outlining his whereabouts and precautionary measures during this time.



Highlights:
-He says his paws are clean and his house is wrapped in toilet paper - "the virus isn't getting in"
-Says he's never felt slimmer
-Has watched the 2001 film Osmosis Jones 9 times, as well as season 3 of Lost
-Says laughter is the best medicine (apart from medicine)

He then danced in a video entitled "Leprequarantine." What's at the end of Gritty's rainbow? Toilet paper.



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Tags: covid-19, holiday, sports / athletes - hockey
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