poopoomagoogooz (poopoomagoogooz) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,

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How to ~Distract Oneself~ During Quarantine!

This post was inspired by some of y'all in the FFA posts, talking about needing some sexual healing, via the dating apps, but my anxiety levels can't take it.
Listen, the only safe sex right now is self-love, babes!

Let's take a lesson from some of our favorites (& not so favorites---there are a limited number of non-creepy celebrity masturbation quotes out there, believe it or not), in this time of viral uncertainty!


A masturbate a day keeps the haters away,”-Miley Cyrus

Not sure if masturbate is a noun, but we get the gist of it.


"I’ve always had a dream of making a book called There’s No Right Way to Masturbate."-Shailene Woodley

This title may or may not be true, but it's up to you to find out!


"I wish I had the time to masturbate every day in reality, but I don’t."-Amber Rose

Well, we have the time now!!


"I actually think I went through kind of an addiction, too, with it. And then one day, I was like, ‘Enough. You’re having five orgasms a day.'”-Jada Pinkett Smith

Don't hurt yourselves, people. Know your limits!


omgyes.com is a fave of Emma Watson, who says, "It's based on research, which is a complete study on female sexuality. It's a pretty cool website. I wish it had been around longer. Definitely check it out. It's an expensive subscription, but worth it."

I don't know about you, but I'm more into the DIY scene here, but if you've got WFH money burning a hole in your pocket, & need some more guidance, log in!

Starter kit self-seduction soundtrack:

Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18


SEX POST!! ONTD, what are your favorite sexy songs?
Tags: actor / actress, amber rose, black celebrities, emma watson, its been 84 years, miley cyrus, music / musician, my body is ready, ontd original, shailene woodley

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