Listen, the only safe sex right now is self-love, babes!
Let's take a lesson from some of our favorites (& not so favorites---there are a limited number of non-creepy celebrity masturbation quotes out there, believe it or not), in this time of viral uncertainty!
“A masturbate a day keeps the haters away,”-Miley Cyrus
Not sure if masturbate is a noun, but we get the gist of it.
"I’ve always had a dream of making a book called There’s No Right Way to Masturbate."-Shailene Woodley
This title may or may not be true, but it's up to you to find out!
"I wish I had the time to masturbate every day in reality, but I don’t."-Amber Rose
Well, we have the time now!!
"I actually think I went through kind of an addiction, too, with it. And then one day, I was like, ‘Enough. You’re having five orgasms a day.'”-Jada Pinkett Smith
Don't hurt yourselves, people. Know your limits!
omgyes.com is a fave of Emma Watson, who says, "It's based on research, which is a complete study on female sexuality. It's a pretty cool website. I wish it had been around longer. Definitely check it out. It's an expensive subscription, but worth it."
I don't know about you, but I'm more into the DIY scene here, but if you've got WFH money burning a hole in your pocket, & need some more guidance, log in!
Starter kit self-seduction soundtrack:
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SEX POST!! ONTD, what are your favorite sexy songs?