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Adult film star Kaleb Stryker is asking Shawn Mendes for permission to play him in a XXX parody film




Men.com recently revealed that Shawn Mendes was the most searched name on its website in 2019. And thus, adult film star and Shawn “look-alike” Kaleb Stryker is asking Mendes directly for permission to play him in a XXX parody video on its website.

“Even though [Mendes] is obviously not featured in any Men videos, our members took it upon themselves to verify that fact by entering his name in the Men.com search bar,” a studio representative explained in an official statement.

“Kaleb was intrigued by the idea of developing and starring in a Shawn Mendes porn parody, guitar and all, truly giving our members what they want!”

“I just found out my look-alike Shawn Mendes is the most popular search on Men.com in 2019, so that means I’m not the only one crushing on him,” says Stryker in a Men video posted to YouTube. “So, Shawn, what do you say we give the people what they want? If you’re cool with it, I can play you as a role on Men.com, and we can make everyone’s fantasies come true. So what do you think?”

In 2016, the adult film website released a Bieber parody starring Johnny Rapid after the studio publicly offered the Biebs $2 million to star in a video himself.

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Tags: film - adult, ratings / charts, shawn mendes, slow news day, who asked for this
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Both have dark hair. Twins!
They don’t look alike though.

Camila can be the token woman cameo.
That’s the only way she’ll ever fulfill her dream of fucking Shawn Mendes lbr!
examine what you have against true love
Camila:

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pretensetious

1 week ago

justice4harambe

1 week ago

spread

1 week ago

stewie_e

1 week ago

Give it to deidre

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krystiocracy

1 week ago

hauntedstairs

1 week ago

I find this both fascinating and very creepy lol.

pretensetious

January 14 2020, 01:50:08 UTC 1 week ago Edited:  January 14 2020, 01:51:02 UTC

All this is so creepy to me considering Shawn is 21...
Also this dude looks better than Shawn, though I don't think either of them are attractive lmao

onadarknight

January 14 2020, 02:02:56 UTC 1 week ago Edited:  January 14 2020, 02:03:20 UTC

Only here for the Joey Mills shout out tbh
i feel like shawn is the person where you wake up after a night of fucking, him sitting on the bedside with his guitar, playing a monotone chord whispering to himself,

"OoooOOoo finally i feel alive again,
OooOoO nothing is better than fucking your best friend"

he notices you are awake and goes
"oh, hi there beautiful. last night was so amazing, i just had to write something"
you need to finish writing this memoir, will buy
"do you want to hear the rest?"

you stare at him unable to scramble together a sentence, but he puts his finger on your lips before you're able to utter a word

"Shh...

Your vagina looks like tomato heaven
It makes me feel like im on cloud seven
Maybe tomorrow night i'll touch it
you know that its gonna be so lit-lit"

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pikapika217

1 week ago

diamantfabriken

1 week ago

and omg i have never fully taken notice to your icon before! Dansk?

diamantfabriken

1 week ago

justice4harambe

1 week ago

diamantfabriken

1 week ago

And then you regret every life decision you've ever made that led you down this dark alley of a situation.

justice4harambe

1 week ago

hubbabubbabb

1 week ago

That gif is so gross
Diego Sans has really fallen off in popularity, huh.
Years ago he was everywhere and one of, if not the top dude in those spaces.
Especially with trash bucket Johnny Rapid ranking higher than him...

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he's married sis, he ain't gonna LOL

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pikapika217

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ohwutevernvm

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pikapika217

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ohwutevernvm

1 week ago

manu19

1 week ago

ohwutevernvm

1 week ago

In porn, one day you’re in and the next day...you’re out.

looneyboy83

1 week ago

stewie_e

1 week ago

Diego Sans has the most gorgeous hairy ass I’ve ever seen on a fine ass dude. He’s still the best bottom imo, it’s too much bomb if he’d get rawd. I still remember his heydays and interesting how he came so far. He need to give me his luscious hair tips for real.

Johnny Rapid. Mess. Interesting that his new site launched considering the timing, shooketh.
people are SO BITTER that he doesn't bottom anymore and sure ok but he hasn't for years and clearly isn't going to so GET OVER IT already. He's not about to peep a comment on waybig's porn blog about it and cut his hair & bottom again.
Shawn already is plain af and reminds me of unseasoned chicken. I don’t need to see this guy in a bed flopping around looking like unseasoned chicken in a pan.
this comment just reminded me i actually saw him in concert once, maybe headlining for ariana? but he literally was so regular i couldn't remember what he looked like. to this day im still not 100% that is the man in these images because i don't remember ever seeing him

anyway on that note i agree. he was bland chicken then and he's unseasoned, straight to boiled chicken now
see...so boring you can't even full remember if you saw him or not lol
Haha omg you're killin me

richyrich909

1 week ago

speaking of, is there hope for a Dale Cooper comeback, or is he done with it all? truly the hottest male porn star ever.

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ignore Colby Keller's nasty ass

Lol MTE! No one told me Agent Cooper had a spicy past!
this post is killing me lmao
Dale was SO pretty. He's probably done for sure

imightbewrong4

1 week ago

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Since this is a porn post. I’ve watched far too many Rhyheim Shabazz videos lately.
I have come to confess the same thing
Same, since we're confessing.
My dude is laying pipe on all boys.

His videos with Sean Zevran are... beautiful.
And his one with Jack Hunter was very good as well.
The Aiden Ward DP tho...
there's never too many Rhyheim videos - he's got the GOODS

rosevael

1 week ago

pikapika217

1 week ago

I never have heard of him 👀
Hes yummy
I'm gonna ignore the Mayo and say i for one am glad DeAngelo Jackson is number 8 and that mainstream porn needs to include more PoC instead of just putting them on dedicated websites for fetishizing.
He has a nice dick, but something looks wrong with his face.
I wonder if Shawn will respond...
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