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Adult film star Kaleb Stryker is asking Shawn Mendes for permission to play him in a XXX parody film




Men.com recently revealed that Shawn Mendes was the most searched name on its website in 2019. And thus, adult film star and Shawn “look-alike” Kaleb Stryker is asking Mendes directly for permission to play him in a XXX parody video on its website.

“Even though [Mendes] is obviously not featured in any Men videos, our members took it upon themselves to verify that fact by entering his name in the Men.com search bar,” a studio representative explained in an official statement.

“Kaleb was intrigued by the idea of developing and starring in a Shawn Mendes porn parody, guitar and all, truly giving our members what they want!”

“I just found out my look-alike Shawn Mendes is the most popular search on Men.com in 2019, so that means I’m not the only one crushing on him,” says Stryker in a Men video posted to YouTube. “So, Shawn, what do you say we give the people what they want? If you’re cool with it, I can play you as a role on Men.com, and we can make everyone’s fantasies come true. So what do you think?”

In 2016, the adult film website released a Bieber parody starring Johnny Rapid after the studio publicly offered the Biebs $2 million to star in a video himself.





Kaleb Styker as Shawn MendeXXX


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They look nothing alike.

I'm still hoping for Shawn Mendes gay porn in the future. Fingers-crossed!
I was going to say they should make a porno together.
they can call me when they get some scruff or a beard on there face I hate twinks clean shave boys.give me a bearded hairy chested man any day.
He looks exactly like Shawn Mendes- what is everyone in this post smoking? I've thought he's looked like him since he premiered on Sean Cody lol
“Look alike”
My baby Kaleb on ONTD. What in the world?
What a day to be alive?

I preferred him on SC tbh.
Mmmhm I hate that he's trapped at MEN

slayer4915

1 month ago

looneyboy83

1 month ago

soul_amazinn

1 month ago

Ohhh that's where I know him from...
Interesting.

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i'd fucking watch lmao
I am lol at that gif, I have no context for it. It’s like my two kittens that sniff each other but humans.
Ok but....what is happening in that gif
standard swedish interview
he asked if he could smell shawn's armpit, shawn said yes, he smelled it, shawn asked what it smelled like, interviewer said "heaven"

i still can't believe this happened lol
Talk about boundaries on that interviewers part. I always wonder if you're asked a question like that do you say yes so you don't come off like an asshole. Because I would def say no

diamantfabriken

1 month ago

What in the fuck?! Not completely analogous but this reminds me of that roundtable where Jeff Bridges asked for Cary Mulligan's inner sole. Clearly this guy, like Jeff Bridges, has a fetish.

diamantfabriken

1 month ago

goldenhera

1 month ago

Lol. It was unbelievable. At least he didn’t ask to sniff his asshole. Shrugs

stewie_e

1 month ago

ohwutevernvm

1 month ago

omg thought that was Steve Jobs in that gif
I don’t like this. I don’t truly believe Bernie believes a women could never be president especially since he wanted her to run in the past.

Warren is still my #2 choice by far but I don’t like that they are feeding into this and dividing the two progressives now that Bernie is the front runner of the early states & California.
I could see Bernie being a cynic about misogyny in politics, and blunt enough to voice his opinions. I could also see him thinking Warren should run as a protest or statement candidate thinking she wouldn't win. What's shocking is that Warren sat on this and then leaked it for points. It's bound to backfire! Reaffirming my thought that she has good ideas and bad political instincts.
Bernie's campaign is already calling it a lie



This is the last thing we need. Liz Warren is so brilliant, why does she do dumb shit like this? It’s not that I don’t believe her, I just don’t think it gains her an ounce of advantage. Personally, (as a Jew) I would’ve said, “Oh really? But an old Jew can win over this bigoted, racist country?”
this is completely off topic, but it seems like a perfectly measured response. people will turn it around to criticize her, as usual. i don't find it that hard to believe that sanders felt that a woman couldn't win against trump, many people have shared that opinion, however cynical it seems.

pundits will flame this into more than it is and more than it needs to be
I was not expecting a political thread in this post. lol. Just because of this post’s subject matter, I’m cackling.
It's such a dumb move considering he's on record speaking in favor of the concept of a female president as early as like 1988 lol idk what they think she's gonna gain from this, right up there with posting her 23andme results in terms of dumb tactics
Anyway, this guy shouldn't do it. Shawn will need work after hours singing career peters out.
Lol Shawn is gonna be 55 and ugly and be like "I'm gay ya'll"
Just like Alex or whatever his name is from Nsync

diamantfabriken

1 month ago

soul_amazinn

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diamantfabriken

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hubbabubbabb

1 month ago

diamantfabriken

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tucker

1 month ago

diamantfabriken

1 month ago

hazypink

1 month ago

stewie_e

1 month ago

diamantfabriken

1 month ago

devourlove

1 month ago

I feel like the real Shawn wouldn’t even be at all sexy in a sex tape. I’d watch but probably only once.
I think he’d be like the Liberty Bibbity douche except naked.
I feel like he’d ask a lot of questions.

“Is this ok? Yeah? Oh, sorry did I accidentally elbow you while switching positions? Should I go?”
"are you mad at me? it feels like your mad at me"

jarellano89

1 month ago

And "can I cum in you? If it’s okay? I can but if not, it’s ok but I’ll jus- let’s- can I just- is it ok- *grunt**snort**groan*"

spellmanian

1 month ago

That gif... what lmao
Stu <3

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I knew this post would bring out the heauxs and thots.

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I don’t remember where it’s from but it’s Stu @ SC 🤤

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Stu beefed the fuck up. He’s hella cute tho. Iconic lmao

matsjhummels

1 month ago

ohwutevernvm

1 month ago

looneyboy83

1 month ago

ohwutevernvm

1 month ago

This was peak Stu. He's too big now.
If he looks like Shawn Mendes, I look like Maluma (but not douchy).
Re that gif- godiwishthatwasme
wow that man is hideous. give him the job @sebastianstudios
Not even ugly hot. Just Gollumesque.
Omggggg lol

But a lot of their models have huge dicks tho. Too bad about the faces and bodies
Who is William Seed?
WILLIAM SEED. my fave. He is the SEX GOD. Perfect man for me and I don’t even have a type. He’s drop dead gorgeous. Idk if he’s like Southern Californian (even tho he’s giving me lowkey midwestern vibes), but he’s that MAN for me and he knows how to fuck. Just.
Love your icon!
A 'MEN' star. He's the dumb, beefy jock type but bottoms on occasion and IIRC does suck dick. He'll never be able to touch Connor Maguire but he's cute & fun if not a lil dumb

ohwutevernvm

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