Phineas Gage (frejasface) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
Phineas Gage

ONTD Original: Hunter Biden is a Messy Bitch who Lives for Drama. Inside His Scandals.

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Today a judge ruled that Hunter Biden is definitely the father of a baby with Lunden Alexis Roberts, a former stripper at the club that he frequented when he was cheating on his ex-wife of 22 years, Kathleen.

Amazingly, this scandal hasn't gotten a ton of coverage in the press or on ONTD. But that's about to change. Get ready, bc this guy is a mess.

  • Hunter Biden is the son of former Vice President Joe Biden. He is a lawyer and lobbyist who founded an international consulting firm.

  • After college he got a prestigious job at a bank that happened to be a massive donor to his father's campaigns.

  • Hunter married his ex-wife, Kathleen, in 1993. She gave birth to three children and supported him throughout his struggles with addiction.

    Hunter and Kathleen

  • In 2014, he was dismissed from the Navy Reserves for having cocaine in his system.

  • She filed for divorce in 2016, during which she claimed that Hunter "created financial concerns for the family by spending extravagantly on his own interests (including drugs, alcohol, prostitutes, strip clubs, and gifts for women with whom he has sexual relations), while leaving the family with no funds to pay legitimate bills."

  • He spent thousands of dollars on strippers. In one incident, he was high and demanded that a staff member at Larry Flynt's Hustler Club run out to buy a dildo. Then, he allegedly had strippers in the VIP use the dildo on him.

  • Hunter denied this, but said that he vindictively went to a strip club out of spite after her claim. He said, “I went directly to a strip club [that evening]. I said, ‘Fuck them.’”

  • In 2015, Hunter's brother, Beau, died of a rare brain cancer. Hunter cheated on his wife with his brother's widow, Hallie. They eventually broke up.

    From left: Hunter, Beau, Hallie

  • When Joe Biden was still VP, Hunter accepted a diamond worth thousands of dollars from a Chinese tycoon in exchange for introducing him to contacts in the gas industry. Hunter insists it was not a bribe, as the diamond arrived after Joe was out of office.

  • Hunter was paid $50,000 per month to sit on the board of a Ukrainian company whose owner was accused of corruption. Conservatives accused Hunter of having a conflict of interests, though he was cleared of any wrongdoing. President Trump would eventually threaten to withhold aid to Ukraine to get officials to investigate the Bidens, which led to the current impeachment scandal.

  • In 2017, his ID was found with drug paraphernalia in a car that he rented.

  • Last May, the 49-year-old Hunter married 32-year-old filmmaker named Melisa Cohen after knowing her for six days. They even got matching tattoos in Hebrew.

    Hunter, 49, and Melissa, 32

  • A stripper named Lunden Alexis Roberts claimed that he was the father of a child she gave birth to in August of 2018-- 10 months before his wedding.

  • He denied this, but a judge ordered him to take a DNA test, which proved that he is the child's father. The mother has primary physical custody, and it is not clear whether Hunter is seeking visitation. Oh... and Hunter's wife, Melissa, is currently pregnant with their child.

    Lunden Roberts

  • Further, Hunter and his team have been accused of using stolen identities, including those of his deceased brother, to conceal his whereabouts as he checked into an unidentified facility in Arizona. (Take this with a grain of salt, as it is being reported by Fox.)

EDIT: Updated with even more scandals and photos. EDIT EDIT: Added even more scandals

Do u have messy relatives, ONTD?

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Tags: celebrity children / siblings, nepotism, politics
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