Andy Bell, 55, claims around 1,000 "hairy" drones visited him at his apartment and "one of the angels" asked him if he wanted to find out what it was like to hook up with an alien. He says he thought, "No. I’m not quite ready for it yet, because they are all sexualities, all together, all mixed up, and they’ve got like one tentacle."
“The thing that stopped me from doing it," he says, "is because I say that I’m gay and their sexual experience is neither gay nor straight, female nor male, it’s all mixed up together. I didn’t want to go with a woman. That’s just how I am.”
ONTD, how many tentacles would it take to convince you?