A guy parodies the entire Star Wars saga thus far from the view of a news anchor in a Galaxy Far, Far Away.
Yes, it's 45 minutes, so I'll point out some timestamps for ya:
13:11 - "Leaked Skywalker Rant Reveals Hateful Murderer" (Episode 2, 'the women and the children too')
20:52 - "Mass Sabering At Jedi Academy" (Episode 3, Order 66).
25:03 - "Man Once Again Spotted In the Unmistakable Robes of The Jedi" - (Episode 4, A New Hope, Obi-Wan just doing shit on Tatooine)
28:42 - "Palpatine, 20 Years Later: 'It Was a Beautiful Slaughter, Folks. Biggest Slaughter In History'" - (Episode 5, Empire Strikes Back, "You're still talking about the Jedi?")
36:29 - "Remember The Jedi Controlling The Galaxy For Thousands of Years And then Getting Slaughtered? Many, Weirdly, Don't (Sequel Trilogy)
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