The Sleazy and Perpetually Sweaty Sommelier and A Young Woman Who Desperately Needs to Get Away from Him: He wants to throw her an extravagant wedding when realizing he only has a month left to plan it. Get ha a cute dress and go to the courthouse. We also learn sis is a divorcee – she was very young and pressured into it. Hey Little Prince George you don’t need to divulge all tis to the wedding planners, all that white woman asked was how many guests from each side. His ex-wife offers to ordain the wedding and then asks about pre-nups! Loving the continuity in the editing TLC keep it up!
She-Sheer She Shed and Ronald’s Neighbah: We meet Mother She-Shed. Biiiiiih you know when she’s in Costa Rica, Darcey is driving her ass to Colchester to hop on Ronald’s Neighbah. He really dropped that “Craig let me borrow yo car right quick.” Motha She Shed hit back with, motherfucker clean my damn house.
The Bee Keepers: Your child ain’t being rude heffa – he’s being smart. He has to responsible for your dumbass choices with a man he can’t even talk to. And sis remember you went to Turkish Delight’s home country, met his family and didn’t open up yo mouth once to tell them about your kids. We get a Say Yes to the Tux crossover. Joey doesn’t hide his disdain for Mursel and he’s whip smart. Also fuck Mursel for trying to blame the kids if he goes back to Turkey. Gino feels as though with Mursel coming in the picture has resulted in them losing quality with their mother. Her youngest thinks they’re going to break up and children are insightful as hell.
The Rideshare and Shawty: Not in attendance.
White Future, Sr. and The Duolingo Failure: Y’all……………. He wants to be a fitness model and then told this woman putting on her pants AFTER SHE PUSHED OUT WHITE FUTURE, JR. should her motivation. Ya know what – Emily better hope he leans into being a deadbeat dad and bounce, no sense of logging that shit around, her family doesn’t like him. White Future, Sr. cries.
New Loser and New Eastern European Lady: The aliens must have taken them away this week.
Sisqo and Iggy Azalea: They’re sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
The Nigerian Citizen Who Is Overdue for His K1 and FedEgg: Gooooooooooooooooooorl why did we have to have that closeup on cotton though? Michael, who is overdue for his Nobel Peace Prize and The Ghetto Aig Toter are back and OP head hurt. If he’s a deposed Nigerian prince, Angela deserves to be scammed. Michael’s little cousins are sooooooooooooo stinking cute. He meets some ex-pats who will worry about him being black in rural Georgia.
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