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Liam Payne's unawaited debut album LP1 arrives



The reviews are in... and they're less than stellar:

On Familiar, he admires a lady who’s “shaped like a model or some kind of bottle” – Orangina? Ketchup? Perhaps this leg-crossing horror show is another sign of Payne’s prudence: LP1 is a terrible pop album, but very effective contraception.


The lyrics highlight some gems such as:

"My girl, she like it both ways
She like the way it all taste
Couple more, we'll call it foreplay
No, no, I don't discriminate" - Both Ways (a true bisexual anthem)

"Meet me in the parking lot,
Yeah, might be a bad idea, I prob'ly do your ass in the car" - Rude Hours (romantic)



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