Kanye Wants to Run for President in 2024

*Are you ready for President Kayne? Because during a surprise appearance yesterday at Fast Company's Innovation Festival, the rapper/church leader/sad bacon brunch provider says he plans to do just that.

*Some other highlights include: declared Yeezy to the be Apple of fashion, says he will be moving all his fashion production to North and South America (thus creating so many jobs he won't have to run for President, he can walk for President), asked black voters not to flock to the Democratic party as a percieved en masse voting block, plans to make shoes from algae harvested from ponds and to develop new fabric dye processes as he tries to make his fashion more environmentally friendly.

*Also wants to change his name to Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West.


Will you vote for Kayne, or book yourself passage on a rocket headed for the sun to escape Earth forever?