carolinalily (carolinalily) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,

The View: Rand Paul, Impeachapalooza, Hot Topics

Rand Paul

Oh my goddddddd

Summary of conversation [Spoiler (click to open)]
Whoopi starts with abandoning Kurds. RP says we were overextended and thinks regime changes are senseless. The other topic is 50 soldiers, it’s so complicated, shouldn’t be a chess game, why are we going to war and who are we fighting. Whoopi says if you have allies, but 24 hrs later, we abandon them. RP starts talking, Whoopi says Answer the question. RP says blah blah, name checks Graham, Cheney. He doesn’t think we should be there in the first place. Whoopi still presses him on the answering the question. RP says nobody agrees regime change works. Panel argues with RP. It turns into a free for all. Abby says there’s a difference between having a strategy vs leaving the Kurds to die. Plus ISIS will escape. RP is rude and keeps interrupting. [I wish that neighbor had /redacted] Ana says what about breaking our word, what message does that send. RP spouts nonsense about honoring the Constitution. Ana says what about the Constitution says protecting us from enemies foreign or domestic. RP tries to mansplain, pretends Assad isn’t really a danger to US interests. Abby brings up Iran desire to take Damascus. RP mansplains more. Whoopi cuts him off for commercial break.

Abby starts with Socialism, 43% of Americans think it’s a good thing. RP says gobblygook about the differences between Russia etc and Scandinavian socialism. RP says Scandinavia has high taxes for their universal social programs. RP says the top 1% pay the most taxes. Audience laughs out loud. Ana says T45 doesn’t pay any income tax. Ana moves on, says she sees her conservative social media saying that voting for a Democrat means America will be a Venezuela. RP says well if you vote for a Socialist then you get Socialism. Ana low-key rages, at the idea that Maduro is the same as any of the Democratic candidates. RP says blah blah. Ana comes for him. RP even says Let me finish, even tho no one was speaking. Ana finally says, Don’t mansplain. Which he did the entire time.

Hot Topic #Impeachapalooza is Dumber Godfather© Stupider Watergate™

Rudy Colludy short version:
Barr tipped off T45
T45 tipped off Rudy
Rudy tipped off doofus-a and doofus-b
Doofusx2 didn’t flee fast enough

Doofusx2 were arrested on conspiracy charges. T45 is like, I don’t know them. Looool. There are multiple photos of them together, more than a single photo op. Photos with T45 and Traitor Tot the son. Audience laughs out loud at the ludicrous claim. Whoopi wonders, How serious is this. Abby says biggest mistake is thinking T45 will stand up for you. Abby goes on about crowd size and base. Whoopi doesn’t believe in polls, mentions Roy Moore in AL, everyone said he’d get elected but bloop he did not. Ana talks how black women save these elections. Ana says it’s getting uglier and uglier. Panel and media have been talking about it for 3 weeks. The base won’t leave him. Republicans who are whining and crying about Syria and the Kurds, this is a year out, what do you think will happen if he stays in office. Sunny talks about the Office of Public Corruption, who is the public official at the center of this investigation. [Spoiler alert: TRE45ON.] Even tho you can’t indict T45, you can indict Rudy, who admitted to representing Doofusx2 and had lunch with them hours before they were arrested trying to get to Austria on a one-way ticket.

Doofusx2 have a company called Fraud Guarantee and a club called Mafia Rave because of course they do

Sunny gives legal disclaimer which I’m not going to write because it's long and I don't want to

Rudy says he has more to say, which is always cuckoo. Whoopi says no matter how flawed America is, we’re still the greatest country. Abby says blah blah. Whoopi says she travels by bus, and people are not happy.

Hot Topic Colin Kaepernick Is Still Better Than Many NFL QB So Hire Him

Colin settled his grievance with NFL earlier this year but teams still refuse to consider him. Agent put out fact sheet to the media, been an agent for 20 yrs, represented multiple players. Other players who knelt are playing. Agent has contacted all 32 teams but none will let him even try out. T45 and Russians amplified the racial context, revealed during Mueller report. Ana doesn’t know football but she knows his name, and this continues to highlight the inadequacies. Colin has made a difference and an impact. Sunny is angry that his career is being taken away because he exercised his right to peaceful protest. Whoopi talks about the flop QBs that shouldn’t be playing while Colin won’t get hired. The irony that he’s being racially ostracized, which was the point of his kneeling re/racial injustice. Nobody questioned Tim Tebow. Sunny says read the fact sheet, his stats were better than the gossip he wasn't good. Panel agrees, Let him play.

Hot Topic Vegan Calls Cops After Friends Tricked Her to Eating Meat

Vegan for 10 yrs called the cops after friends fooled her into eating chicken nuggets. Posted on Reddit, mixed results. Some say she overreacted. Ana wonders if the police have more important things to do. Abby wants to know where the chicken nuggets came from, she likes Wendys. Sunny likes vegan food. Didn’t like that she was pranked, but shouldn’t have called the police. Sunny brought vegan patties for morning meeting but no one likes them but her. Ana doesn’t know about sports but it looks like a hockey puck. Sunny talks sauce, Whoopi says she’s old, she doesn’t want it, she’s fine that Sunny likes it. She wants bacon. Panel banters about vegan food vs meat. She wants choice. Whoopi doesn’t (normally) come on Fridays because of Sunny’s vegan food. She’s hangry because she hasn’t had any pork.

Hot Topic Also

Programming alert:
Next Democratic Debate is Tuesday 15 October

Hot Topic Honoring José Andrés for Hispanic Heritage Month

José Ramón Andrés Puerta is a Spanish-American chef often credited with bringing the small plates dining concept to America. He owns restaurants in Washington, D.C., Los Angeles, Las Vegas, South Beach, Florida, Orlando, New York City, and Frisco, Texas. Andrés is the founder of World Central Kitchen, a non-profit devoted to providing meals in the wake of natural disasters. He was awarded a 2015 National Humanities Medal at a 2016 White House ceremony.

You can read more about José Andrés here

Ontd have you ever wanted to reach through the tv and punch someone in the face?

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Tags: flop, food / food industry, latino celebrities, men are weak, politics, race / racism, television, television - abc, television - morning / daytime, the view (abc)

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