The 5 (2) Worst Netflix Original Movies of 2019 So Far

Netflix should stick to shows. Their movies are crap. Especially their holiday ones - they make hallmark movies deserve emmys

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"And someone like Evans, who won't have another chance to appear in a Marvel movie, needs all the roles he can"

OMG, yay, drag him

LOL this movie was made 2 1/2 years ago while he was still in the middle of his Marvel contract, not some trash picked up because he can't find another job. He appeared in 3 more Marvel movies after this one was made. 2 seconds on Google would have told the author that.

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#SaveDaredevil

I'm still upset about that one and Santa Clarita Diet.

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They could've continued with Degrassi!!! I guess they'd prefer these shittier teen movies!

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I will FOREVER be bitter

for a second, looking at that screenshot, i thought chris evans was john ritter and had myself a moment

This is why y’all shouldn’t be watching most Netflix movies and should be putting those streams toward The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance and Raising Dion instead.

Is the child actor on raising Dion good and not annoying

I imagine if you realllllly hate little kid voices, he might bug you a little, but I thought he was fine and did a good enough job.

Alisha Wainwright carries the whole damn thing though and she deserves people to watch it.

the kid is one of the best kid actors i've seen imo.

i watched the first ep of Raising Dion and i don't know if i can do it. the kid actors annoy me so much lol. the girl playing Esperanza was the only child actor that didn't sound fake to me. if the show continues to be mostly about the mom then i can get through it because she's great.

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Dark Crystal was so ridiculously great, and it's wild to me how many people won't watch it because "puppets"

Like... it was an excellent (and timely!) story with good vocal performances and really lovely direction. Plus the puppets looked amazing???? 10/10 no lie

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Dark Crystal : AOR actually made the movie better, like it was just so perfectly done

The Last Summer!!! Fucking terrible. My ONTD original on it: https://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/114686071.html

My coworker keeps recommending a lot of these shows/movies to me. Hmm lowkey judging her tastes.

In the Tall Grass was pretty boring but i'll watch anything for Patrick Wilson who is always super hot to me even with that mustache tbh

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Not a Netflix movie, but La Casa de Papel is such a terrible show - my god. The only saving grace on the show is Alba Flore because she's a great actor

that show is BONKERS

i think i had a hard enough time as a bilingual person trying to listen and catch words i didn't know in the captions that i didn't pay enough attention to know whether it was bad or not.

Yeah honestly I don't get the hype at all, it wasn't that good and apparently is the most watched Netflix show that isn't on English and like how?? So so so overrated, The superior Casa is la casa de las flores

i tried to watch bc of the hype and it was so bad?

I thought I was taking crazy pills, because everyone here (where I live) is nuts about it. I couldn't finish s1, I didn't mind the bank stuff, but the cop was written so terribly and I hated the professor.

Excuse me no movie featuring Chris Evans naked can be all that bad.

I mean it was mostly boring, but I still watch it because every time it got boring and I’d get up to turn it off, Chris would take his clothes off or put on shorts or do a little dance or do some pushups and I’ll be like:

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Let me just look up the clip on pornhub

There’s no need a gif is basically the entire 3 second clip, it’s just him getting out of bed and everything is hidden or weirdly cgi’d out:

Those thighs tho... 😉

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is that gif from the lala commercial? ksjnckndkncf

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snow beast

i know deep sea diving resort was bought by netflix so not quite an original, i wonder if there's a significant difference in the shit they buy at festivals vs. stuff produced specifically for netflix

Edited at 2019-10-10 11:52 pm (UTC)

I watched the red sea diving resort, and it was Argo lite.

I’ve been on a horror kick as one does during Spoopy month and it’s been a mixed bag! I usually love bad horror but surprisingly a few were good. Bad Apples was hilariously bad but like intentionally so. Hounds of Love was traumatizing and I wish I hadn’t watched it tbh because as a survivor I can handle rape scenes if I don’t look but there was an animal cruelty scene that I did not expect so :(

The Autopsy of Jane Doe was really good up until the ending, which made zero sense w the events leading up to it. And Head Count actually creeped me the fuck ouuuuut

I’ve passed on The Silence every time it pops up, it looks boring to me.

Awww I fricken love The Autopsy of Jane Doe. What did you understand about the ending?

it bothered me that the dad made a bell sound at the end when Jane was psyching out the son! He wasn’t one of the morgue bodies, he wouldn’t have had a bell!

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OT, but so happy for Melnikova, she worked her arse off for that bronze!

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I really liked Head Count tbh. It was a little silly in some parts but I loved the scares, they were really good. I just wish [Spoiler (click to open)]they didn't show the monster. Or at least not until the very very end, like when MC was standing behind his bro

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Hounds of Love fucked me up. I thought it was really good though. Very disturbing

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same! watch marianne

sad that hill house S2 is not releasing for halloween

The Autopsy of Jane Doe started off well but the entire third act went off the rails and didn't work for me.

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