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WHO/WHAT/WHEN Coleen Rooney, wife of Everton/Man Utd/DC United and England's top international goal scorer (also a Grandma-shagger) Wayne Rooney accuses Rebekah Vardy (the first pregnant person in the world), wife of Leicester City's Jamie Vardy (who once had to play football with an electronic tag and used a slur against an East Asian man) of selling stories about her to despicable tabloid The Sun (Rebekah is a Scouser like Coleen and Wayne, and claims to be a Liverpool fan, which, if you know your football history makes her a giant hypocrite). The stories include: going to Mexico to try and manipulate the gender of future babies in vitro, Coleen returning to her reality TV career and their mansion flooding. Coleen found out by doing some amazing Poirot-esque detective work:

This has been a burden in my life for a few years now and finally I have got to the bottom of it...... pic.twitter.com/0YqJAoXuK1

— Coleen Rooney (@ColeenRoo) October 9, 2019

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Can’t believe I’m even having to write this. I’m pregnant & on holiday & am at a loss to why she would do this. I’m now having to take legal advice as I can’t deal with this stress myself when I’m this pregnant.

A post shared by Becky Vardy (@beckyvardy) on Oct 9, 2019 at 3:07am PDT

The Sun has responded by deleting most of the fake stories. ONTD, have you ever pretended that you were going to Mexico for Gender Selection Treatment to find out who was selling stories about you to a tabloid that isn't fit to wipe Donald Trump's asshole?

Sources: ColeenRoo, BeckyVardy