- Wanna B Jon B is out here "sanging" and can't own a laptop, so how is he supposed to search for employment
- the Vh1 Doppelgänger goes to visit her other prisoner boyfriend who tells him about her other prisoner boyfriend. Understandably, he's mad. You cheated on me when I specifically asked you not to?
- Rogue Veneer Angela and her Friend Zone BFF try to find Runaway Bride Tony at work only to learn he no longer works there
- Unabomber Fan Club President Cheryl gets moody when the Failed Bank Robber when he doesn't want to rush to the altar
- Amber and Quesadilla Calzone Vince go to lunch with Amber's Kool Aid Hair friend who does not like Vince
- ANDREA BREAKS UP WITH LOUIS XVI'S GOLD TEETH! HER SULSTERS WOULD BE SO PROUD!
- Angela and her tooth confront Antonio *beeps* coworker asking if the woman who is just doing the hotel laundry her fugitive boyfriend, accusing the woman of flirting with Antonio *beeps*
- In case you forgot, this clip was part of the second season promo and Amy deliveredT
- Shane, John, I only have one prison cast photo in my hands and this photo represents who is still in the running to be Lacey's final prison partner
- Wanna B Jon B is cheating
- Antonio *beeps* might also be cheating. Also what federal marshall texts a fugitive's jumpoff?
This episode has been brought to you by your favorite trailer park Olympic Sport: bothering women at their jobs and asking them if they've been sleeping with your felon boyfriend.