"The officiant just punched people in the head" after someone poured champagne on @JakePauI10 and @tanamongeau, her manager told 'Life & Style' exclusively of the fight at their wedding. https://t.co/lMXwudxZfC— Life & Style (@Life_and_Style) July 29, 2019
If you didn't spend the $50 to watch the wedding live, don't worry, other people made the sacrifice so we didn't have to. The wedding is estimated to have brought in over $1mil from people who paid for live stream access. That's great. Anyone else hate everyone and everything? Just you wait because we're just getting started.
The decor was...something.
I’m not saying nothing.... pic.twitter.com/8GVtzqicmn— Petty Paige (@PaigeChristieUK) July 29, 2019
In a pre-wedding interview, Logan described the plane ride to the wedding. All normal wedding stuff.
Much of the live stream was plagued with technical difficulties, with sound cutting out, the video suddenly going down, and then terrible lag and camera angles of the backs of people's heads during the wedding itself. The wedding also started much later than expected. In the chat area, people were demanding refunds.
Here are a bunch of photos of before and after the wedding, yes they're from a Tana and Jake stan account. I don't understand youth culture.
And of course there was a fight before the ceremony officially ended involving Jake, some guy and the officiant, because why wouldn't there be?
Jake destroyed the wedding cake with a sword, like you do.
Logan gives the newlyweds a month and a half before they break up.
I just asked Jake Paul’s brother @LoganPaul if he thought Tana and Jake’ marriage would last. He said no and gave them “a month or a month and a half” @BuzzFeedNews #jana #janaforever pic.twitter.com/OXx9ZSumX0— Stephanie McNeal (@stephemcneal) July 29, 2019
Then Jake and Tana left seperately at different times in different directions. TRUE LOVE Y'ALL.
PS: There was no marriage license filed, so the wedding wasn't legally binding. I'm pretty sure we all knew that, but there's solid proof.
2) Neither Tana nor Jake applied for or received a marriage license. This MUST be done prior to the wedding and MUST be granted by Clark County (I've heard arguments they could have gotten one in another state- that isn't how it works) #Jana #JanaWedding #TanaMongeau #JakePaul pic.twitter.com/GXIxY29jmK— HEATHER CHANDLER (@ITS_HEATHERCHAN) July 29, 2019
To wrap this up, here's Petty Paige who I think speaks for all of us after going on this little adventure together.
Fuck this shit... pic.twitter.com/FTHoPj0HFJ— Petty Paige (@PaigeChristieUK) July 29, 2019
Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13
Me after going through Tana and Jake tweets for 2 hours trying to put this together.