Keith Morrison with Dateline NBC (hoot) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
Keith Morrison with Dateline NBC

Tana Mongeau and Jake Paul are married - and the wedding was as messy as you'd expect

YouTubers Tana Mongeau, famous for her failed convention TanaCon, and Jake Paul, known for being Logan Paul's brother, were married in Vegas yesterday in front of friends, other Youtubers, and thousands of viewers online who paid $50 a pop to watch the wedding happen live. As you can probably guess, it wasn't a typically black tie event. When the two messiest Youtubers get married for a boost in views, it's a masterclass in trashiness.

If you didn't spend the $50 to watch the wedding live, don't worry, other people made the sacrifice so we didn't have to. The wedding is estimated to have brought in over $1mil from people who paid for live stream access. That's great. Anyone else hate everyone and everything? Just you wait because we're just getting started.

The decor was...something.

In a pre-wedding interview, Logan described the plane ride to the wedding. All normal wedding stuff.

Much of the live stream was plagued with technical difficulties, with sound cutting out, the video suddenly going down, and then terrible lag and camera angles of the backs of people's heads during the wedding itself. The wedding also started much later than expected. In the chat area, people were demanding refunds.

Here are a bunch of photos of before and after the wedding, yes they're from a Tana and Jake stan account. I don't understand youth culture.

And of course there was a fight before the ceremony officially ended involving Jake, some guy and the officiant, because why wouldn't there be?

Jake destroyed the wedding cake with a sword, like you do.

Logan gives the newlyweds a month and a half before they break up.

Then Jake and Tana left seperately at different times in different directions. TRUE LOVE Y'ALL.

PS: There was no marriage license filed, so the wedding wasn't legally binding. I'm pretty sure we all knew that, but there's solid proof.

To wrap this up, here's Petty Paige who I think speaks for all of us after going on this little adventure together.

Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13

Me after going through Tana and Jake tweets for 2 hours trying to put this together.
Tags: i can't, internet celebrities, marriage, pr couple
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