JAY-Z is no longer performing at Woodstock 50 https://t.co/fbu9UwjXc3— Pitchfork (@pitchfork) July 26, 2019
- after failing to secure a permit for the fourth time in Vernon Downs, perpetually acid-tripping geriatrics of Woodstock 50 managed to secure a significantly smaller venue in Maryland
- because of the venue change in different whole ass states, Beyonce's concubine decided he ain't coming no mo'
- OP is betting that this will eventually get moved down to a Ross parking lot
- another music legend, John Fogerty, is also leaving and that guy's music is like quintessential Woodstock