*On last night's edition of The Bachelorette, infamous God shower-er Luke P decided to set Hannah straight on a few things--mainly that if she wants to be his wife, she better not be having sex with other dudes on the show, although he would forgive her if she slipped up and fell on someone's penis. But only if it was one penis, one time.
*Hannah, who was not here for Luke's reformed fuckboy ways, promptly told him to GTFO, but not before telling him she'd full tilt ridden a windmill earlier that week with one of the other contestants. Twice.
*Luke took to his IG page to express remorse that Hannah thought he was passing judgement on her during their conversation, because as he later showed, judgement is saved for Twitter! Luckily just as on the show, Hannah told him right where he can stick that judgement.
@AlabamaHannah The difference in how we view sin is seen in the response, I’m weeping at mine and you’re laughing at yours. All sin stings. My heart hurts for both of us.— Luke Parker (@luke_parker777) July 16, 2019
@luke_parker777 time and time again jesus loved and ate with “sinners” who laughed. and time and time again he rebuked “saints” that judged. where do you fall Luke? #TheBachelorette https://t.co/FlhZ5JbOCA— Hannah Brown (@AlabamaHannah) July 16, 2019
@AlabamaHannah There is a difference between eating with sinners who laugh and sinners who laugh at their sin. Sin is the very thing that put Jesus on the cross and that’s not a laughing matter. https://t.co/cU1YlEgeFB— Luke Parker (@luke_parker777) July 16, 2019
i have never said that i find my sin funny. i’m not going to lectured on appropriate emotional responses by a guy who threw deli meat in a guys lap. https://t.co/hc8lsPUUA8— Hannah Brown (@AlabamaHannah) July 16, 2019
Your tweets about the windmill and the wood were enough, it’s not about the action it’s about the response. If you want to talk about it, you know how to get ahold of me. https://t.co/BQpIn0TqEh— Luke Parker (@luke_parker777) July 16, 2019
to the windmill, to the wall. 🎶 #TheBachelorette— Hannah Brown (@AlabamaHannah) July 16, 2019
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Have you ever been judged for having sex in a windmill by someone who showers with God, ONTD?