- The Bratz Doll's mama decides to hit her own damn daughter with a purse. Girl get outta that house.
- Y'all let's by this white man's cookbook so he can move out of his MIL's home and hopefully hire writer to improve his vows for his next wedding
- Apparently, there is buzz for the Nosy Sugar Baby's single. Honey, even the Midwestern apiarist ain't hearing this
- Blu Cantrell 1 is still jealous of Defenders of Bentleys Against Trees Monique
- Kurn and Ray have a cute date night dancing
- rich pregnant lady has an extra baby photoshoot but the pictures are stunning
- YellowLightGreenLight is jumping on Her Brokeness's train and trying to get a fixer upper
- oh yeah, Oz closed down. Michael's face wasn't peeling this episode and he threw a bit of shade
- who the fuck is the Fig & Olive and why is they always traveling across country on my Real Housewives?
- we sort of clarify "Amistad give us free!"
- that food lookeded gewd
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