Megan Fox / David Letterman
Megan Fox met David Letterman in 2009 and admitted her crush on him at 1:16.
Fox: Can I tell you something?
Letterman: Yes, go right ahead.
Fox: I've had three crushes my whole life; Jon Stewart, Conan O'Brien, and you. And I just wanna tell you...
[ Audience begins to cheer. Megan places a hand over her chest with a huge smile. ]
Ariana Grande / Jim Carrey
Ariana Grande has always been a Jim Carrey stan and admirer. She met him in 2014 and cried her ass off.
met my childhood crush Jim Carrey. could even speak. he was kind, warm and human. I'm so happy.— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) April 21, 2014
all was swell until my mom told him that my first screen name was JimCarreyFan42@aol............ I wanted to die— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) April 21, 2014
he said "stay human" 💖— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) April 21, 2014
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Taylor Swift / Justin Timberlake
If you're one of those people who have a phobia of mayonnaise, this may not be the one for you. Swift met her dumbass crush in 2008. Thanks, Ellen, for making dreams come true.
Timberlake: How's it going?
Swift: It's going AWESOME.
Timberlake: Your album! Is... out?!
Swift: Y-yes, apparently! I don't remember it though.
[ ... ]
Timberlake: I wanna say that we've met briefly before.
Swift: We did, for four seconds, so that doesn't count though.
Also, a Justin Timberlake wonderbread quote to live by:
"I'm much more comfortable in my stupidity, and I just roll with it, you know?"
Yes, we do know.
Hailey Baldwin / Justin Bieber
Now an unhappily married couple, there is video footage of the two meeting as fetuses. Hailey's daddy, Steve, does all the talking.
Baldwin: My name's Steve Baldwin. How you doin', bro?
Bieber: I'm great!
Baldwin: This is my daughter, Hailey.
Hailey: Hi, nice to meet you.
Baldwin: We've been, uh. We've been enjoying your music.
Katie Holmes / Tom Cruise
Don't get too excited, folks - this ain't a video of her meeting Tom for the first time. Scientology is too controlled for that. Nah, this is a video (which came after Tom's infamous Oprah interview) of her gushing about how they met. An honourable mention of sorts because this stealthy ass split gave ONTD the 2012 summer it deserved.
Letterman: How long have you known Tom?
Holmes: Fortunately, I have known Tom for about... six weeks?
Letterman: Six weeks? Wow, so this thing's still got some heat.
[ ... ]
Letterman: May I ask how you met? Where did you guys meet?
Holmes: Well, um. [ Katie giggles nervously. Probably because the Scientology interview rumours are true af. ] You know, the wonderful thing is that, when we met, it was... it was just like... you know, "hi!" It was instant.
Selena Gomez / Shia LaBeouf
Selena Gomez, who had been open about her crush on Shia LaBeouf prior to this meeting, finally met him in 2011. It took her completely by surprise.
[ Selena walks into a room expecting to see her fan(s). ]
Gomez: Hello-OH my gosh. Ahh.
LaBeouf: Hey! Hey. Hey, nice to meet you.
LaBeouf: Hi, how are you? How you doing?
[ They both hug. ]
Gomez: I'm so sorry to bother you.
LaBeouf: Thanks for being so sweet to me. You're really sweet to me.
Gomez: Thank you. I admire you.
[ A few minutes later... ]
Gomez: You guys suck! You used my fans as bait. Oh my gosh, he's so handsome.
Who is your celebrity crush? Re-sized pics and gifs are necessary for illustration.