After predictable backlash for lying about his age and Natalie Portman's when he claims to have "dated" her, Moby posted a condescending message to "trolls" on Instagram today:
Dear trolls, While I’m flattered by the attention, I just don’t know if the best use of your time and your life is hating a stranger based on egregiously limited information. I mean, when you are on your deathbed do you really want to think, “at least I spent my time hating strangers on social media”? It is of course your life, but I just have to assume there are better things to do with your time…but again, thank you for all of the attention, it’s very flattering.
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