- Have you been looking for a new scam to follow until Elizabeth Holmes' trial begins this July? Look no damn further than this Woodstock 50 - the festival with no festives.
- the newest development in this clownery? Woodstock 50 has filed suit against the financial investors who cancelled the festival. (In the great words of Trent Reznor, will you bite the hands that feeds you and file suit against it?)
- Woodstock, LLC. (probably on par with Marlo Hampton, LLC.) wants the financier Dentsu Aegis to not speak to the media about the cancellation and to return the $18 million that was given for the festival so that this messery can continue. Michael Lang is accusing the financier of improperly taking they own money back.
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If it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, Michael Lang will say it's a bobcat.