Kate Beckinsale's cat has an interesting way of showing love: the cat, Willow, leaves a perimeter of poops around Kate's body as she sleeps.
Kate called Jackson Galaxy, aka The Cat Daddy, to help out. Apparently, Queen Willow was leaving a poop trail because she loved Kate so much. She left a poop trail "as a sort of Harry Potter protective shield."
Willow, being a queen
Pet post. Any funny/horrible pet poop stories?