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lmao, this took a real turn from cute to dirty, but go for it!!

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Also this guy is a walking stereotype of everything I find attractive. Floppy hair, super tall, tattoos, a nice neat beard. God I just want to ride him.

Get that fucking dick sis!!!! DO IT!!

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dooooo it sis! and report back!

I LOVE when comapanies on LinkedIn are like "Yeah we're hyped about black people in tech!"

and I can walk right into the post and go "Hi, I applied, you can see I'm black, and no one ever got back to me." in full, public view.

weird how you can't get a gig with your skills + shouldn't recruiters actively try and make their employee pool less white man? is it a location thing?

Yeah, I live in bumfuck nowhere...but this is a pretty big company. They may not be able to afford a total relo package, but at least have the decency to respond to me.

and they did respond on the page....2 days later.......

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HAHAHAA what did they say?

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i'm over this weather omg. it was literally almost 80 degrees yesterday and today it's 39. it's been like that for a few weeks now

just one of the many joys of living in texas

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omg lol

I was talking to my coworker at lunch today, she's a really nice girl, a minority, and she was talking about how she agreed with some lady(one of the Republican congresswomen) about how the Cohen hearing was a waste of money and it makes me side eye her and question her political beliefs. I want to believe she's not a Republican.

some people are just stupid honestly

My boyfriend talks a lot about losing weight (he's not morbidly obese or anything, but is still on the larger side) and seems gung-ho about adapting a healthy diet; yet last night he had two full-sized bowls of Fruity Pebbles after the healthy dinner I cooked. He'll follow up a salad with a can of Coke. We went to Luby's the other day and everything he got was deep-fried and/or smothered with cheese. Do you want to do this or not?

He sounds like my family. They’d say that but take down a 2L and a bag of chips in an hour

Yikes. Do you think he'd be open to making smaller changes rather than doing a total 180?

It's kind of hard to tell. Cold turkey is difficult and I've suggested all kinds of ways to integrate healthy choices while phasing out the unhealthy stuff until he won't even miss them. He'll go with it for a while, start making some really great strides, then relapse the first time someone offers him a soda and it's back to square one.

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Also did he have the cereal right after dinner?

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confront him on it

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I am the same way, tbh; it's a mental thing.

Did he eat enough dinner? Or does he just overeat generally? Sometimes I feel like people think healthy means smaller portions but its better to give someone big portions that consist of more calorically dilute foods imo. I see so many people insist they are satisfied with their little portion of veg and chicken breast and then they're snacking and hour later bc that's not enough food.

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Fruity Pebbles be dank tho

That sounds like the "I'm eating healthy, so i'm allowed to have this" trap

Most ppl do not want to actually do the process of weight loss. So the answer sounds like not.

Aah I'd definitely call him out on it, especially if he's already said he wants this so you have free reign to hold him accountable. Also don't buy Fruity Pebbles, it's really bad for you!

lol this sounds like me. Then I looked in the mirror at myself the other day and I was fuck me gently with a chainsaw I need to get serious.

Are we dating the same guy?

My fiance has to loose, eh, about 8-10 pounds. I told him to give up drinking and his chips habit, and swears he could never do such a thing. STAY FAT THEN.

when my bf moved in with me, i laid down my ground rules if he was going to live in my place. i have absolutely no sugar in my apartment. no snacks that are unhealthy and nothing with a lot of carbs or sodium. it took him a little bit to adjust but he eats really healthy like me now.

you definitely need to talk to him about how serious he is with trying to become healthier. i also think it's easier if you just didn't have unhealthy food in your house so there's no temptation. it's hard to quit everything right away but start substituting healthier foods. instead of fruity pebbles, kashi is the way to go.

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Is there any way to get like, a brief rundown of Cohen's testimony from yesterday? Like a Cliff's notes version?

Why is being healthy so boring??????? I want a bagel with bacon and cream cheese, but i made a fruit smoothie with bananas, blackberries, raspberries and strawberries and almond milk instead

Fuck, now I want a bagel.

I mean technically the sandwich might have been better since your carb levels might be the same with the sugars that’s in your smoothie compared to the sandwich. Your sandwich would also have fat + protein and unless you added things to your smoothies, you just have the low protein value of the almond milk

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Fruit is more nutrient dense than a bagel though, micronutrients are important. IA that adding a protein or even just peanut butter to the smoothie would be more satisfying though.

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lol i was going through the "these clothes will fit again one day" box the other day and was like, oh, i'll apply myself, it'll all fit by summer

face down in a can of pringles and pint of cider that v same night. whoever said nothing tastes as good as skinny feels must have had a cold.

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Me everytime I try to start eating better ugh

That smoothie sounds good tbh! should add greek yogurt and honey tbh

that smoothie sounds delicious but probably has a lot of sugar in it due to the fruit so the bagel may have been healthier in the long run.

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that doesnt sound boring, sounds much better imo

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